Teeth and Wings

JUNE 12TH, 2008

*DING DONG* Alex rings Teddy's doorbell.

Teddy : Oh hey! did it work??? did you get your money..?
Alex : Yeah i got my money... but i think ill be owing you some...
Teddy : What? how come?
Alex : Well.. I know you told me to stay in bed I'm sorry teddy I'm sorry but Ali and Ed were going out for a drink and i didn't want to be alone i had to go too and then -
Teddy : WILL YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED???
Alex : Okay ... Teddy... the camera got smashed up... and the money was there.. it must have been the tooth fairy!! I'm so sorry Teddy you gotta forgive me!
Teddy : God Alex! I ask you to do one simple thing for me!! ONE SIMPLE THING! *sigh* come in anyway... theres gotta be another way... did you bring those drum parts of the new song for Dan?
Alex : Yeah ... Ill go get him.

* THE TOP FLOOR - DANS ROOM *

Alex : HEY TEDDY! TEDDY! COME LOOK AT THIS!
Teddy : *runs up stairs* .. What is it....? WTF? A PINK TU TU???HE WASN'T EVEN AT A PARTY LAST NIGHT!
Alex : No Teddy .. I think he was somewhere else...my house.
Teddy : Alex... Dan is not the bloody tooth fairy! Like c'mon! and yous all thought i was going mad!
Alex : Teddy ... where is Dan?
Teddy : I dunno i thought he was here ... Ill ring him ..
** RING RING.... RING RING **
Dan : HELLOOOOO?
Teddy : Dan where are you??
Dan : Oh I'm just out with Ed and Ali... we got new shoes OMG there soo cool right there vans and it has these little -
Teddy : DAN! ill see them when you come home... speaking of home.. why were not home last night??
Dan : I ... I was! no I wasn't... i was out at Ali's parents...
Teddy : And why is there a pink tu tu on your floor...?
Dan : I was... at a ... i needed.. a pink tu tu? em yeah i gotta go whats that Ed ? You see more vans? oh cool! bye Teddy see ya soon!
Teddy : DAN NO WAIT....DAN!
Alex : Believe me now??
Teddy : Its time to spy!

** LATER ON DAN COMES HOME WITH ED AND ALI **

Alex : Guys... I need to talk to you...
Ali : Oh no Alex your not ... GAY ARE YOU??
Alex : No Ali... I'm not gay ! now listen! me and Teddy have been investigating and.. well... we think Dans the tooth fairy! Its obvious!
Ed : .... What has Teddy done to you??
Alex : He hasn't done anything to me!!
Ali : Alex ... Dan is not the tooth fairy ... he is the drummer in our band.. now get ready
to go out for dinner ... we're getting sushi!
Alex : Guys no you gotta understand !
Ed : Ill go up and get Dan Ill see yous at the car.
Alex : guys no wait! UGH! *sigh*
**Teddy comes in**
Teddy : No luck?
Alex : Nope
Teddy : They'll soon find out ... c'mon we gotta get ready for dinner.

**MEANWHILE ED GOES UP TO GET DAN **

Ed : Hey Dan I'm coming in ..
Dan : NO! wait ...one second..
Ed : ONE.. now I'm coming in! *opens door and walks in* What are you doing?? is that a diary?? ha ha! Dans gone all gay on us now has he? let me see!
Dan : NO! its a diary for a reason! ill be down in a min..
Ed : Oh ok.. keep secrets from me.. your best friend then.. ok yeah i get it *sigh* *walks out slowly...*
Dan : PHEW!
**Ed runs in very fast and dives on the diary runs down the stairs laughing and goes to the other guys**
Ed : HEY GUYS!! LOOK DAN HAS A DIARY!
Ali : HA HA! DAN HAS A DIARY?? LET ME SEE!!!
Alex : Oh my god ha ha! show us!
Ed opens the diary and it reads :

JUNE 12TH, 2008

Dear Diary,
I don't think i can do it anymore. Alex and Teddy are onto me, they even put a camera in Alex's room! And.. I'm going broke!! Ill see how it goes... On the other hand i love my new shoes.. and the boxers i stole on Ed.. they feel good. Ill be going out to get dinner with the guys now, ill write more about it when i come back.

Love you always dearest diary (floggy)
Yours faithfully, Sexy Dan.
X

Alex : NOW!! DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE US?
Teddy : I knew it.. i just knew it... well .. Ali?
Ali : Wow... when did Dan go all gay on us like... i dunno its so weird! what do you think Ed?
Ed : THAT BASTARD STOLE MY BOXERS!
Alex : Ed... about the fairy..
Ed : Oh yeah right.. the fairy... oh god.. we need to do something... now he knows I know cause i stole the diary!! we better go talk to him!

**UP IN DANS ROOM!**
Ali, Teddy, Alex and Ed all burst in the door like the ghostbusters to get a shock..

Alex : HES FLYING AWAY!!! LUCKY ASSHOLE!
Teddy : ITS OK!! I GOT AN IDEA!! **runs out to private jet** GET ON!
**Everyone hoppes on**
Ed : WE CAN GET HIM!!
**The jet flies to Dan and Ali presses the "door open" button**
Ali : GRAB HIM!!
* Ed tries to get him but stops to take a drink.. "god this is hard work"
Alex : WILL YOU GET HIM AND PUT MY LUCOZADE DOWN!
Ed : OH YEAH! *grabs Dan*
* Dan starts fluttering around the jet with red eyes as everyone tries to keep him still, Ali locks the door*

After a long time trying to get Dan down from the roof they manage to land the jet...

Teddy : Dan.. why didn't you tell me?
Dan : I was afraid to ok? its not easy being me.. i have to go around giving people my money.. its hard work to keep these wings going too!
Ed : Dan... I'm one of your best friends.. you could have at least GIVEN ME MORE THAN £30!
Teddy : WAIT! Dan you didn't give my anything at all!!!! why?
Dan : you ...you don't have a pillow Teddy
Teddy : I do so!
Dan : ... I know... you would have cought me!
Alex : Dan.. this has to be the weirdest day of our lives but... give up the fairy work... its kinda gay.
Dan : i will ..in fact.. i will right now!! *takes off tu tu* GOODBYE FAIRY DAYS!
Ed : WOO! well done .. now lets go get you some clothes..
Teddy : Ha ha yeah! lets go!.. before i go blind...
*Ed, Teddy, and Alex walk out of the room Ali is left there... with the tu tu and wings*

Ali (To Himself) : I wonder is thats my size... *looks around*.. i think ill try it on..
whats happening.. wings?? oh god i cant get it off

...the beeper goes off "kid in next block, house 22 has lost a tooth" Ali lifts from the ground struggling to get back down ... and as he flies out the window ... very afraid.. all he can let out is a big

"SHIT!"