Status: DISCLAIMER: started this story literal years ago, updates will be slow lol

The Crazee Life

As the big sister of two little brats, daughter of a praying mother, and best friend of a super-religious, guilt-trippy preacher's kid, hitman Zee entertains the thought of being on the right side of the law... for once. After all, she isn't the most satisfied with her career choice, but it pays well. When one of her targets winds up dead, she makes the decision to call the authorities, who are now suspicious of her. Will Zee be able to escape this murder plot without any charges?