Snowball Fight

Having a snowball fight with James…

Snowball fights were not a thing for children
Not when it came to the two of you
This was war
And it was meant to be taken seriously
Pun not intended
But fuck it we’re doing a Christmas special so pun intended
This was a delicate situation intended to be handled most care and precision
Strategies had to be made
Designs created in order to create a fortress that no one can penetrate
And yes you most definitely had to slap Sirius for all the penetration jokes
You loathed that he was on your team
Why was he on your team instead of with James?
Because James bribed Remus with books
At least you had a Lily in your corner
To beat him when he got out of hand
Of everyone in your group you and James were the most competitive
So it was no shocker that when he nailed you in the face with a snowball you declared war
At first it had been funny
Then it got old
Then you had managed to mildly irritate everyone around you
Now they all cowered in fear and tried to escape the crossfire of your deadly game
However victory was sweet
Ended the battle
No, the war
Getting him on the pitch would have been too easy
However post nap he took was Prime opportunity
You snuck into his dorm
Snuggled up to him in bed as you often do
Told him you missed him
and then
You shoved the snowball right down his pants
To this day they still talk of the time that James voice hit insane levels
You would have pure joy and satisfaction for the rest of your life if you could forever remember that moment of sweet victory