I Must Be Crazy

as Colossus walked up, he tried to reason with her about not fighting her and just letting them pass but she took his hand and swung him and sent him flying into a junked bus
“Jesus fuck! Alright Negasonic it’s your-“ she held up her finger
“Oh you’re just- she’s just finishing up a tweet that’s fine this will only take a second!” Wade said with annoyance. She then threw her phone at wade and clenched her fist and an X-men outfit burned through her actual clothes and then she charged at her and literally combusted, sending the bitch flying off
“Oh so THATS why she’s called Negasonic!” I said laughing but Ajax picked me up
“I can’t kill you, but I can make you hurt” Ajax said and punched me in the face.
“Leave her alone!” V yelled trying to break the glass.
Ajax walked over to her as I lied in pain
“Stop talking” He said and pressed a button and instantly V began to pant, slowly losing oxygen
“NO!” I yelled pushing myself to stand and charging at Ajax but he grabbed me by my throat and body slammed me to the ground. I coughed up blood again
“I love the dress and heels you’ve got. Makes this all the more easy” he said smirking as he pinned me to the ground
“Don’t you fucking touch her!” V yelled banging on the glass with her foot
“V Dave your energy! Just look away!” I said as I smiled with tears falling. She began to cry, despite slowly running out of oxygen. She banged on the glass once more before falling back against the chamber losing energy. She turned her head and cried. Ajax began to feel me up. Starting at my ankles and slowly going up higher and higher until he reached my underwear
“Please stop” I cried
“Oh my pet...you know that never works.. now be a good girl” he said smirking as he completely ripped off my underwear. I heard gun shots and men yelling and loud explosions. Ajax lifted my dress to reveal my nether regions
“Just as beautiful as I remember” he said smirking and held my wrists with one hand while undoing his belt. He began to have a hard time getting his belt undone so he let me go and the second he did I head butted him. He rolled off me holding his nose. My forehead began to bleed and I stood up and fixed my dress.
Ajax quickly pulled out the controller and pressed the shock button. I screamed in pain but after a couple minutes I pushed through the pain and stood. I slowly kept taking step after step
“It’s...it’s not possible this was specifically made to cause unbearable pain to mutants!” Ajax said angrily
“It’s called...tolerance...asshole! and I’ve... built up...enough...in the last year...so this...is nothing...you can’t control me any more!” I yelled and ripped off my collar, breaking it. I let it fall to the ground and smirked
“You’re dead” I said and went to charge at Ajax but he snapped his fingers and guards came all around me. I pulled out my gun and began to shoot them. More and more kept coming and every one I’d shoot in the head but eventually I ran out of bullets. As they all tackled me I looked at V who began to go in and out of consciousness.
“V! STAY AWAKE!” I yelled but she put her hand to the glass and it slowly fell
“WADE!” I yelled and then I screamed, sending all the men on me flying in all different directions.
“I’m trying okay! There are A LOT of guards down here!” Wade yelled back so I stood up and went to break her free but as I ran towards her Ajax punched me in the side of the face sending me flying, right over the edge of the warehouse and crashing to the ground
“Jinx!” Wade yelled. I was dead for a few seconds before my bones started to go back into place and I stood up
“Great I’ve gotta realign my neck” I said and sighed before quickly turning it and yelling in pain
“Are you okay?!” Pete asked me
“Yeah fine but-“
Negasonic threw a fireball at some dudes and made the whole warehouse shake.
“Spidey get DP up there now!” I said and he ran to Wade wrapped him in web and flung him up to the roof, meanwhile he’s screaming the entire time. I began to scream sending the guards in all directions.
“Guys stick together and we can beat her! Spidey wrap her in webs! Colossus throw her up as high as you can in the air. Negasonic you’re with me come on!” I yelled and they all jumped to the action. Pete wrapped her in webs and she fell over and before she could break out Colossus picked her up by her feet, swung her in a circle 4 times and let go, sending her high in the air.
“Negasonic let me pick you up!” I said she nodded and as I began to run she hopped on my shoulder and with all the super strength I had I threw Negasonic in the air towards her
“GIVE IT ALL YOUVE GOT NEGASONIC!” I yelled and she combusted so bright I could barely see. She went super fucking nova!
“Take cover or your skin will melt!” I yelled and ran under a car. It got so bright it was white and then everything went back to normal. I saw the warehouse began to crumble and fall. Negasonic was falling fast and Angel was nothing more than... Dust haha had to!
“Spider man! Catch her!” I yelled and he shot a web, catching her and pulling her to him so she wouldn’t fall to the ground. She landed ontop of him with her feet on his chest and just walked off nonchalantly. I looked back and saw Wade, Ajax , and V in the container all falling.
“Hold on guys!” I yelled but they began to get covered in rock and debris.
“Wade!! V!!” I yelled when I began to dig through the rocks I found Ajax, his neck was broken, his head was actually smushed and puréed. His legs were gone and he was lifeless... I watched for at least 5 minutes to make sure he didn’t start to regenerate but I guess that kind of damage was too much for him
“Wade!” I yelled and he shot out of the rocks. His arms were broken and his legs but I ran over and helped him realign them he was healed.
“V?!” I yelled an heard a faint tapping but couldn’t pinpoint where so I began to dig in the rocks. Wade watched in shock as he saw the tears running down my eyes
“No! No you’re not dead I know you’re not dead! V!” I yelled and wade walked over and put a hand on my shoulder. I looked up
“Did you hear that tapping?” he asked
“I’ll help!” Pete said and ran up and began using webs to pull up debris with spider webs. I heard the tapping again and moved 5 feet up and began to pull up boulders. Wade and Pete helped me and after a couple minutes we found V still in the chamber, perfectly unharmed. I sighed relieved and she smiled with glassy eyes.
“She’s okay!” I told the others. Wade pulled out his sword and forced the lid open and she was free. Wade and I helped her out and she was finally face to face with wade... sort of.
“I know I should of come home sooner... I just....”
V crossed her arms in annoyance
Wade took off his mask and there was a mask of an actor named Ryan Reynolds over his face
“Wade” v and I both said in annoyance
“Well I mean we could work with this and you know Ryan Reynolds is a pretty handsome-“
Vanessa stepped up and slowly took of the cardboard mask and revealed his true face.
“I understand if-“
She gently touched his face and smiled at him
“Kiss me like you miss me” she said and he kissed her deeply. I was happy for them I was...just a little sad because I kind of liked them both. I kind of fell for them both... at separate times..they were such beautiful people...and batshit crazy like I am... which is why they were so perfect.. for each other..
I began to back up and as I turned around to walk away...
“Bitch!” I heard V yell. I turned back around with a raised brow. She smiled and looked at Wades puzzled face before whispering in his ear. He gasped
“No fucking way really?!” Wade said excitedly...wtf did I just miss...V laughed taking a step forward and taking my hands. Without a warning she gave me a feather light kiss on my lips. My eyes widened but I kissed her back.
Wade gasped putting both hands on his face
“Be ours” Vanessa said smirking
“Wh-What?” I asked smirking back slightly in shock
“HA! I told you she’d be okay with sister wives!FUCK YES! I.AM. THE. LUCKIEST. MAN.ALIVE!!” Wade yelled excitedly but Vanessa and I turned to give him a look
“Shut up!” She said and turned to me again
“You love Wade just as much as I do.. and I know you do...” she said smiling. I blushed and laughed nervously
“Psh what? Me love that idiot? No way in hell” I said laughing nervously again
“Oh don’t lie to me! We’ve had fuck me eyes for eachother since we met!” Wade said making me gasp
“Oh that is such bullshit! You were the one suggesting 3 somes ” I said folding my arms
“And you blushed! Which means you thought about it!” Wade said smirking. I looked at him then at V
“Okay so maybe I do kind of..love him but I would never break you to up..I’m just not that kind of person and it makes me happy that you two are happy so-“
V put a hand over my mouth
“Hey relax jess it’s okay if you do because I think....I kinda love you too” She said smiling. I blushed so hard my face was like a cherry.
“You....love me?” I said as my eyes glassed
“Yes you bitch...you’re so funny, and you’re dark and twisted liked me...you’re beautiful....and....” she looked back at wade and took his hand pulling him closer to us
“You kept the love of my life alive and fighting and it lead me back to him... everything about you is amazing... you saved me.. you and Wade... you were the light in my life when Wade was away and I don’t want to leave him for that because it’s not his fault.......I want to love you both... and...if you’ll accept me and Wade.. maybe we can talk about living arrangements...and your sex life...” she said smirking as she touched my cheek. My jaw dropped just a bit and my eyes glossed...I’ve never felt this kind of love before it was so overwhelming but it felt so right
“I....I love you too V.. you’re absolutely gorgeous I mean...so sexy... and so amazing like you’re sweet, and you were there for me when I didn’t even know you... you and Wade were a light in my life when I needed it the most...I’m not going to lie...this would be the most bizarre and crazy relationship I’ve ever been in..but.. I’d like it very much if you and Wade moved in my big ass apartment.. I have a queen, food, I can get all the chimichangas Wade can eat in a month-“
“YES!” Wade said bringing his leg up and his arm with his hand balled in a fist down. We both laughed and walked to him. V and I each kissed a side of his lips. He kissed beck the best of he could and wrapped his arms around us.
“So jinxy poo what do ya say?” He asked wiggling his (would be) brows up and down smirking which made me laugh
“Yes I’ll date both of you. This is insane but I can work with it” I said kissing Wade deeply. He kissed back and then I turned to V and kissed her too. She kissed back holding my cheek. After a minute I looked back and saw Pete, and Colossus smiling at us
“Okay get off me” I said pushing them back with a red face.
“Awe don’t be embarrassed of our love triangle!” wade said loudly
I punched him in the gut and started to walk away.
“This is good this is progress” v said laughing
“Weirdos” Negasonic said texting.
We all laughed
“Can you give us a ride home Big Guy?” Wade asked Colossus and he smirked
“Of course Wade. I just hope this is the last time you kill” he said and Wade and I exchanged nervous smlies and he squinted his face
“Yeah mayyybbeeeee” Wade said smirking as V, Wade, and I walked hand in hand to the ship. Once we were dropped off to my apartment I went to the store to get my Jeep, then after A week we moved V and Wade into my apartment and things were actually perfect. Sex was great, like I didn’t know how amazing sex could be with two other people. Things were nice for a while, V was a waitress even though I told her she could quit but then she said life would get boring sitting around the house. I was the normal performer there, meanwhile Wade still his assassin job he just does it as DeadPool now. We all agreed we would work Thursday-Saturday and our Sunday-Wednesday’s, but especially the Sunday’s were our time to spend being stupid drinking and loving one another. Some times wade and I will just have sex, sometimes me and v, sometimes v and wade and it’s all going pretty well. I’m happy in this strange new life style I’ve got going on... but I guess that’s why they call it picture perfect and say nothing lasts forever.....