Gerard Talks…About Stuff.
Gerard Talks…about Chapstick and Himself
Interviewer: Let’s have a deep discussion about Chapstick.
Gerard: I love chapstick!
Interviewer: I’m sure you do Gerard, you love everything. Everything and anything. You’re filled with love bubbles!
Gerard: That’s not true, I don’t love needles!
Interviewer: That’s what you tell yourself, but deep inside, your just like a heroine addict without the heroine. You love sharing needles with complete strangers.
Gerard: Do not!
Interviewer: Whatever.
Gerard: Anyway, I do love chapstick so very much. It keeps my lips nice and not ugly. I love how even though it has color when you put it on your lips you can’t see said color.
Interviewer: Of course you do.
Gerard: Shut up, I’m talking!
Interviewer: You can’t tell the person that’s interviewing you to shut up.
Gerard: Well, I don’t care. My favorite chapsticks are the ones that smell like cotton candy.
Interviewer: Ugh, can we move on!
Gerard: NO! I’m not done! I also like the ones that are blue that smell like cotton candy. Did you know those things actually taste like it too. Sure they have a weird aftertaste but it’s not poisonous…I checked.
Interviewer: I’m sure you did.
Gerard: Okay I’m done now! Next question, peanut butter!
Interviewer: Let’s talk about you.
Gerard: I’m doing great how about you….no wait a minute, don’t answer, I forgot I don’t care!
Interviewer: Sonovabatchofcookies.
Gerard: Lookie here, I can walk out right now, the company looses a client, you loose a job.
Interviewer: Ugh, you’re right. The only reason I have a job is because I hate my wife. Why, oh why do I hate my wife.
Gerard: I dunno! But this is supposed to be about me, so leave your mental problems for next chapter!
Interviewer: Bitch.
Gerard: Exactly. Now, about me…I love myself.
Interviewer: I’m sure you do.
Gerard: Each night, I look in the mirror and think “How did I get so sexy”
Interviewer: Dude, I don’t need to know that.
Gerard: Yeah, I know you don’t…but I say it just to piss you off! Haha!
Gerard: I love chapstick!
Interviewer: I’m sure you do Gerard, you love everything. Everything and anything. You’re filled with love bubbles!
Gerard: That’s not true, I don’t love needles!
Interviewer: That’s what you tell yourself, but deep inside, your just like a heroine addict without the heroine. You love sharing needles with complete strangers.
Gerard: Do not!
Interviewer: Whatever.
Gerard: Anyway, I do love chapstick so very much. It keeps my lips nice and not ugly. I love how even though it has color when you put it on your lips you can’t see said color.
Interviewer: Of course you do.
Gerard: Shut up, I’m talking!
Interviewer: You can’t tell the person that’s interviewing you to shut up.
Gerard: Well, I don’t care. My favorite chapsticks are the ones that smell like cotton candy.
Interviewer: Ugh, can we move on!
Gerard: NO! I’m not done! I also like the ones that are blue that smell like cotton candy. Did you know those things actually taste like it too. Sure they have a weird aftertaste but it’s not poisonous…I checked.
Interviewer: I’m sure you did.
Gerard: Okay I’m done now! Next question, peanut butter!
Interviewer: Let’s talk about you.
Gerard: I’m doing great how about you….no wait a minute, don’t answer, I forgot I don’t care!
Interviewer: Sonovabatchofcookies.
Gerard: Lookie here, I can walk out right now, the company looses a client, you loose a job.
Interviewer: Ugh, you’re right. The only reason I have a job is because I hate my wife. Why, oh why do I hate my wife.
Gerard: I dunno! But this is supposed to be about me, so leave your mental problems for next chapter!
Interviewer: Bitch.
Gerard: Exactly. Now, about me…I love myself.
Interviewer: I’m sure you do.
Gerard: Each night, I look in the mirror and think “How did I get so sexy”
Interviewer: Dude, I don’t need to know that.
Gerard: Yeah, I know you don’t…but I say it just to piss you off! Haha!
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Thank all of you so much...the one's who comment and subscribe, and read. I love you all. Even if I don't know you and you don't know me.This one's dedicated to XxDead DivaxX for
1) Being awesome
2) Telling me I shoud do one on chapstick
3) Being one hell of a good picture captioner on INO...seriously go to the INO Picture Caption Thread...she's awesome
and 4-10) Did I mention she was awesome!