Gerard Talks…About Stuff.

Interviewers: So you promised this a couple of talks ago, and here it is. Dogs?

Gerard: Oh I like dogs!

Interviewers: We established that in the other talk!

Gerard: No we didn’t we established I liked dogs more than cats!

Interviewer: Same DIFFERENCE!

Gerard: Geez, what’s stuck up your ass!

Interviewer: You Gerard! Fucking you, you always have some type of attitude that just irks my nerves! And your voice is irritating!

Gerard: Nu uh! The writer said she like my voice.

Interviewer: Well the writer was once told her voice was annoying too!

Gerard: What are you saying?

Interviewer: The author’s nickname is fucking Gerard, hmm? I wonder why, is it maybe because she talks too much?

Gerard: Eff off, this is nothing to do with dogs! I like golden retrievers and Chihuahuas!

Interviewer: Oh my god, when will you learn no one cares about your opinion!

Gerard: I’ll learn when the writer stops bringing this story back to life.

Interviewer: So, just because I can, and these are my questions. My mental problems?

Gerard: I’m not a therapist, but I think you just have anger issues.

Interviewer: I DO NOT have anger issues.

Gerard: Then why are you getting angry?

Interviewer: Because a stranger just told me I have anger issues.

Gerard: What ever.

Interviewer: Don’t whatever me.

Gerard: WHAT ever!

Interviewer: Shuddup!

Gerard; Anger iss---

Interviewer: Shut--

Gerard: ---ues!

Interviewer: ---UP

Gerard: Anger issues…..

Interviewer: Gah!