Random Fifiness And Toriness..Read

Hello dudes my name is Fiona and I am 11 years of age don’t ask why I am typing this I just like the sound and the typing thingy. Soo…. Im so happy that tori is here nd ==W0=OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! << tht was tori soo… I hope tori can keep this for a memory…. I SHALL!!!!!!<<tht was tori again, we shall go upstairs now and leave my mum because she is so AWESOME!!!!!!! But we don’t want to be with her because we we LOVE HER T O M U C H !!!! BWDGERFUIKUFDKHGHVut for some reason I cannot TE E AIJT X V H E EE S E be bothered to go up INTO THE LAND OF CHEESNESS!!!! StairsE.A WOOOO!!!! AC/DC RULES!! Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, whoever is reading this, tell tori to stop EATING RAW BANANNAS!!! Putting caps and putting weird thingys. Mum, if you are reading this, go away and leave our private stuff!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!! ISOMEONE NEEDS A HUUUUUGGG!!!!! *PRACTICALLY KILLS FIFI*
Im alive! And your not FREAKING UGLYFIED WTH THE SOUND OF LILLY FLOWERS CHOMPING AWAY AT CHEESE STRINGS!!!!!!!!!! Right , we are listening to an awesome song- TENACIOUS D!!!!!!! TRIBUTE!!! THEN WERE GONNA LISTEN TO ………. METALLICA!!! CO` I IN LOVE WITH METALLICA!!!1 AAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHH OOOOOH OOOOOH AAOAOAAOOAAOH THIS NOT THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD NO.. THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE COULDN’T REMEMBER THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD!!! THIS IS A TRIIIIBBUUUTTEEEE!!!!! SCATTING BIT THT I LOVE/!!!!!! You gotta belive it!!! Lol!! Woo[ LMAO!!!!! ROFL!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! YESH AYE!!! I IZ A CHAV INNNIIITTT!!! Nah WOOOOO!!!! Tori this is supposed to be about me, not you acting like a chav!!OH WELL!!!!!!! So.. what shall we talk about? GRANNIES!!!! YUMMY!!!
Okay… IBUYGFTDRSEAWNJBUHYGTKINJBUHVYGCTMG6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to talk about…. Tori, shall we make a story together of YARR!!! You don’t even know what its about.. YARR!!!! Soo… im guessing tori would like to make a stor y about… VAMPIRES!!! AND BABYBELLS!!! THAT FALL FROM THE SKY AND BLIND PEOPLE WITH THEIR SHININESS!!!! Rrriiiggghhhttt…..

Tori, you start the story. Okies? Love you all!!! Who is reading this!!!!!
RIGHTIO!!!!!

ONCE UPON A CARDBOARD BOX THERE LIVED A DUDE WHO LIVED WITH A MOUSE WHO LIVED WITH JESUS… JESUS EXCLAIMED: WOOPDIWOOOP!!!!!. THEN HE DIED FOR OUR SINS…

THE DUDE WALKED DOWN THE STREET AND A VAMPIRE WAS ABOUT TO BITE HIM BUT HE KICKED HIM IN THE CROTCH AND SPAT IN HIS EYE AND RAN. THEN A BABYBELL FELL FROM THE SKY AND BLINDED HIM BECAUSE OF ITS SHININESS… THE MAN NAMED THE BABYBELL LARRY AND TOOK IT HOME TO BE HIS PET…. WOOP!!!
Larry had to go to the toilet, so he went, when he was on the toilet he was reading about “How to get sucked in by a toilet while you are on it”
Larry kept reading it and he was verrry interested… He didn’t know one thing… He didn’t read it all so he got sucked in by the toilet and he appeared with all the other babybells and he saw his mummy!!!!! She was called LARRY!!!!! Larry (The babybell who was sucked in) Forgot about his daddy and he cried so he died, met jesus, then woke up again. He missed his daddy a lot so he kept eating his family till he forgot about his daddy.

A day later he eat all of the babybells then he found a toilet. FIFI THEN APEARED IN A COSPLAY OUTFIT OF LIGHT YAGAMI FROM DEATHNOTE… THEN TORI APEARED IN SEVEN DIFFERENT COSTUMES: MISA MISA FROM DEATHNOTE; ICHIGO MOMOMIYA FROM TOKYO MEW MEW; L/RYUZAKI FROM DEATHNOTE; SAILOR MARS FROM SAILOR MOON; EMILY FROM THE CORPSE BRIDE; JACK SKELLINGTON FROM THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND INNITFREDDY CRUGAR FROM THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. YEA… SOOO….. LARRY FELL IN LOVE WITH FIONA… THEY MARRIED THEN SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS ALREADY MARRIED AND THEN THEY LIVED FOREVER AND FOUND OUT THAT TORI WAS LARRY’S LONG LOST IMAGINARY FRIEND AND THEN THEY RAN AWAY TO CHEESENESS…. THE END…

Noo… its not the end… dumbass… I IZ NOT DUMBASS. I IS A CHAV!!!!

Random dude:This is confusing me… Is It the end or what??????? YES!!!!

Back to fifi: no!!!

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HA HA!!1 YOU SAID YES!!!! VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!

Yea… Okayyyy…..I’m really confused…. (fifi) HAVE WE FINISHED THE FLIPPIN STORY????
YES!!!!!!!