No! We're Stuck in a Cabin!

A little kid and his parents were skiing up in the mountains when...
Something came up in the sky!

"What's that?" the dad asked.
"Is it a plane?"asked the mom.
"A bIrd?"
"A spaceship?"
"A cat?"
"Superman?"
"No!" said the little boy,"It's My Chemical Ro-"

Squash!

The MCR gang landed on the little boy and his family.

"Oops!" they all said, and began to laugh. (silly boys!)

Then out of the blue...

Wham!

Shamu fell put of the sky and landed on Mikey!

Good riddance!

"He killed Kenny! I mean Ray! No Mikey! Yea! He killed Mikey!" cried Bob.

"Narrator?" asked Frank.

Yes?

"Be nice!"

Do you want to go too?

"No!" he responded quickly. (*narrator grins evilly*)

"But please! He was my buddy! Bring him back! Please!" says Frank as he makes a puppy dog face. How cute!

Okay! Fine!

Suddenly Mikey gets up. He wasn't really dead. He was ust in a comma!
But he woke up, and lived! Yay!

"Wtf was that?!" asks Mikey surprised.
He doesn't know it was just sweet revenge. Muahaha!

"Oh shoot. It was you! What do you want? I'll give you anything! Money, candy, love skittles! Anything! Just don't kill me" he pleads on his knees to the narrator. She is clearly pleased! So she sent them all to Jamaica including Shamu and Gerard with his crazy monkeys, and they lived happily ever after picking coconuts off the trees, and swiming with Shamu.

THE END!

"Hey, aren't you going to fix Gerard?" asked Bob, interrupting the story.

Okay, and Gerard stopped being crazy, and decided he wanted to pursue an acting carrer, and soon became more talented than Leonardo DiCaprio.

NOW IT'S THE REAL END!