Round Here
Chapter 3
"Bye," I hung up my phone and bit Josh's hand.
"Ow, mother-"
"Save me," I yelled over the music. He turned it down.
"Why?"
"Hit me with a car or something."
"That can be arranged." Chris said with an evil grin across his face. Johnny hit him in the stomach, that wiped it right off.
"It won't be that bad." I looked at the Jackass guys again.
"You never got them their porn crap." I motioned towards them.
"We're not filming a porno." Ryan said as they followed me towards the back of the store. I stopped in front of a bunch of 'toys'.
"What are you using it for anyways?"
"We're shoving a toy car up Dunn's ass." I looked at them is disbelief.
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah we are," Johnny said putting his hands on my shoulders. I slightly bent down and grabbed a bottle of lube.
"You guys are interesting." I handed it to Johnny.
"You sure you don't want a job here?" Josh yelled from the counter.
"Yeah, I'll miss wreaking havoc." We all walked back to the counter. They bought their lube, we all said goodbye to Josh, and left the store.
"You're pretty cool." Chris said.
"Okay...thanks?" He laughed and we continued walking.
"Where are you guys going?" I asked and Johnny smirked. I raised one eyebrow and looked at him.
"With you."
"What?"
"Well Bam, Steve-O, and I are going with you."
"What?"
"Is that a problem sweetheart?" Steve-O asked putting his arm around my shoulders.
"I guess not."
"Thatta girl," We continued walking out the doors and to their car. When we got there Dave England was sitting in the front seat. All the windows were rolled up.
"You left him in the car?"
"Yeah."
"In this heat?"
"Thought it would be funny," Johnny shrugged.
"Oh wow guys," They unlocked the car, and Dave flew out.
"Watch him fly." Wee-man said while laughing.
"Hey Dave."
"Hey Johnny."
"Bam, Steve-O and I are chilling with this young lady." Knoxville informed.
"Whatever asshole."
Johnny laughed and we headed to my car.
"Get ready for a night of destruction." He whispered in my ear.
"I can't wait." I gulped.
"Ow, mother-"
"Save me," I yelled over the music. He turned it down.
"Why?"
"Hit me with a car or something."
"That can be arranged." Chris said with an evil grin across his face. Johnny hit him in the stomach, that wiped it right off.
"It won't be that bad." I looked at the Jackass guys again.
"You never got them their porn crap." I motioned towards them.
"We're not filming a porno." Ryan said as they followed me towards the back of the store. I stopped in front of a bunch of 'toys'.
"What are you using it for anyways?"
"We're shoving a toy car up Dunn's ass." I looked at them is disbelief.
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah we are," Johnny said putting his hands on my shoulders. I slightly bent down and grabbed a bottle of lube.
"You guys are interesting." I handed it to Johnny.
"You sure you don't want a job here?" Josh yelled from the counter.
"Yeah, I'll miss wreaking havoc." We all walked back to the counter. They bought their lube, we all said goodbye to Josh, and left the store.
"You're pretty cool." Chris said.
"Okay...thanks?" He laughed and we continued walking.
"Where are you guys going?" I asked and Johnny smirked. I raised one eyebrow and looked at him.
"With you."
"What?"
"Well Bam, Steve-O, and I are going with you."
"What?"
"Is that a problem sweetheart?" Steve-O asked putting his arm around my shoulders.
"I guess not."
"Thatta girl," We continued walking out the doors and to their car. When we got there Dave England was sitting in the front seat. All the windows were rolled up.
"You left him in the car?"
"Yeah."
"In this heat?"
"Thought it would be funny," Johnny shrugged.
"Oh wow guys," They unlocked the car, and Dave flew out.
"Watch him fly." Wee-man said while laughing.
"Hey Dave."
"Hey Johnny."
"Bam, Steve-O and I are chilling with this young lady." Knoxville informed.
"Whatever asshole."
Johnny laughed and we headed to my car.
"Get ready for a night of destruction." He whispered in my ear.
"I can't wait." I gulped.