Falling Apart to Songs About Hips and Hearts

Sometimes, Pete thinks. Really, Pete probably thinks too much. But then, that's Pete.

DISCLAIMER: I don't claim that this is really how Pete thinks. It came to me, I wrote it. That is all. I do not own Pete, Patrick, or Fall Out Boy. I sure as hell don't own Ashlee. If I did, she'd be undergoing torture (a form of torture that doesn't hurt the baby, of course). This is just some random shit from my head.