Today's Special is Aggravation With a Side of Bliss

Derek was always a critic. He hated the sappiness of piece of romance literature more than the next guy! He hated it as much as he hated his job at the Literary Magazine. Through out his time in this forsaken job, Derek has failed to fine a piece of literature that suits his liking, thus he assumes there will never be such a piece!

But that's just what he says...

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