Beast and the Harlot

I opened the door and saw The Reverend Tholemew Plauge.

"Hello?" I asked a little annoyed at what he said, but I couldn't be mad. He was the drummer of my all time favorite band.

"Hi, you heard that?" he asked a little regretfully.

"Yeah, care to explain?"

"Well, it's just that whenever no one wants to do something they always send me. No offense to you of course."

"None taken, the name's Skylar, you know what? Just call me Sky."

"Cool name Sky, I am." I cut him off before he could finish.

"The Reverend Tholemew Plauge, or Rev. Your real name is James Sullivan."

"Should I be afraid?"

"No, I'm just a big fan of Avenged."

"Really? I wouldn't have known until you did the whole name thing."

"Yep, I even have a tattoo of the five band members as deathbats."

"Well, you'll have to show me that when you don't have them covered."

"Promise, we should probably get going."

As we walked up to the set we saw Johnny Christ with his back turned to us . Rev put a finger to his mouth telling me to be quiet. I nodded in a response. We continued forward until we were about three inches away from Johnny. Rev screamed into his ear and he turned around.

"What the..." Was all Johnny got out of his mouth until he saw my chest and stared.

"Um, Rev?"I asked.

"Huh? Oh. Johnny!" Rev tried to get his attention.

Johnny did not respond. M. Shadows walked up to us. "what is with the yelling Rev?" He asked.

Rev pointed to Johnny and Matt shook his head. "Johnny!" he yelled as he slapped him in the back of the head.

"What?" Johnny asked finally out of his trance.

"Sorry about short-stuff here. Boobs still seem to boggle his mind." Matt said laughing.

"Do not!" Johnny said in his defense.

"Then care to explain what just happened?" Rev asked him.

"Uhhh... no." Johnny said in defeat.

A tech guy came up to us. "Is everyone here?" He asked.

"No, we still need to get Syn and Zacky." Johnny told him.

"Well, can you get them, because the director wants to start." He said to us.

"Sure." Matt said and we were off to get the two guitarists.

"Wait!" Matt stopped us, "We never asked your name."

"Sky, actually it's Skylar, but everyone calls me Sky."

"OK." Johnny answered. We stopped in front of a door and Matt pounded on it. Next thing I know, I'm by myself. I look for the guys and they are hiding behind a wall. I give them a questioning look and they shrug. The door begins to open and I see Synyster Gates standing in front of me. An idea pops into my head.

"Who are you?" he asks.

"I believe you called for me."

"No, who are you?"

"You called my boss he told me this is where I'm supposed to be."

"Your boss?"

"Yeah, the call-girl service."

"What! I did not call for a call-girl!"

"Well is there another man in there?"

"No, leave!"

"I'm not allowed to leave until I perform my duties."

"GO!"

"What would you like me to do first?"

"Nothing! Leave!" The guys couldn't hold it in any longer they started to laugh and so did I. Syn looked pissed.