You and Me Sittin' in a Tree

Amanda's P.O.V.

Jessica's Con.

m&Mr-better: good luck.

CR Con.

Amanda says: I'm back! miss me?
danger: thank god!! r u OK??!
Kevin says: he thought a monkey took u away
Amanda says: a monkey?
Nick J is off the chain: yup.
Amanda says: Ur such a metal case Joesph.
danger: y thank you. wait. HEY!
Kevin says: ha ha!
Nick J is off the chain: OK, let Joe say what ever he has to say so i can finish what i was doing.
danger: OK. nick like u
Nick J is off the chain: JOESPH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!
Kevin says: um mm. yes i no that nick likes me, i like him 2. best brother i could ask 4. =)
danger: Kevin, i wasn't talking about u n u no it.
Amanda says: ?
danger: yup! its true! and since u like him 2 u 2 should go out!
Kevin says: JOESPH ADAM JONAS!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
danger: wow. Déjà Vu
Nick J is off the chain: wait u like me?

Kevin's Con.

Amanda says:PAUL KEVIN JONAS THE II!!!
Kevin says: yes. :[
Amanda says: HOW COULD YOU TELL!?!?!
Kevin says: i sorry but i didn't tell. they over heard.
Amanda says: over heard? >:(
Kevin says: u were on speaker phone?
Amanda says: UH! you-wait! he like me?
Kevin says: DUH! X O!!

CR Con.

Nick J is off the chain: I'm going to beat Ur head in with my bat then guitar!!!! Ur dead!
danger: Kevin help me!!!
Kevin says: i like nick idea better.
Amanda says: ill help u Joe. only if u help me jump Kevin >:)
danger: i don't think so! Kevin scares me!!!
Amanda says: wuss. i could take him.
Nick J is off the chain: u could take all of us...at the same time.
Kevin says: yeah. u 2 couldn't take me if Ur life depended on it! ha ha!
Nick J is off the chain: what if i can?
danger: u don't stand a chance.
Nick J is off the chain: ouch! that hurt!
Kevin says: i think you'll b OK
Amanda says: hey guys! i have a son!! =D

~i take it back, i take it back, i take it back!!!!~

Kevin says: WHAT?!?!
danger: UR KIDDING RIGHT?
Nick J id off the chain: UR NOT FUNNY!
Amanda says: I'm not laughing.
Kevin says: r u serious?
Amanda says: yes
danger: how? when?
Nick J is off the chain: who?
Kevin says: wait! i thought u had a purity ring?
Amanda says: OK, wow this is not how i pictured telling u guys. yes Kevin i do have a purity ring. it happened 2 years ago....

~OK, I'll let that sink in~

danger: u kept it a secret for 2 years?!
Nick J is off the chain: wow.
Kevin says: let her finish!
Amanda says: OK, so 2 years ago i...i got raped. i don't remember his name but he's dead now.
Kevin says: wow, who else know?
Amanda says: well u guys, Jessica and my parents of course.
danger: oh.
Amanda says: oh and the minister. i got reborn, thats wen i got my new purity ring.
Nick J is off the chain: wait. wen did u tell Jessica?
danger: yeah and how come we never saw u wen u were "big"
Kevin says: yeah
Amanda says: well, remember that all girls school/ summer camp that was for the whole year?
Kevin says: yeah
Amanda says: i made it up.
Nick J is off the chain: no way!
danger: nice
Kevin says:so wait how did Jessica find till?
Amanda says: well, remember the e-mails i sent out 2 u n a bunch of other people saying i was going to the school?
danger: yeah
Amanda says: she never got hers i guess cause one day i was n the living room and she walked n like she always does.she was giving me back a jacket that she borrowed. she saw me and freaked out then wen i told her what happened she calmed down a bit.
danger: whoa.
Kevin says: so what happened to the guy?
Amanda says: he died in a car crash 5 days after i found out i was pregnant
danger: serves him right
Nick J is off the chain: so whats the little mans name?
Amanda says: Cameron Scott Blackwell
danger: nice.
Kevin says: whens his birthday?
Amanda says: ha ha, sept. 18, 2006
Nick J is off the chain: nice!
Kevin says: 3 birthdays in a row! sweet!
Amanda says: yep. nick, me, and cam
Kevin says: so he's turning 2?
Amanda says: yeah
danger: so can we meet him?
Amanda says: sure! how bout after school 2Moro?
Kevin says: awesome! I'll pick u guys up after school and then we'll go to Ur house.
Amanda says: perfect. oh, and we can go swimming!
danger: yeah!! SWIMMING!!!
Kevin says: ha ha, nice Joe.
danger: what? i love the water what can i say.
Amanda says: hey can u do me a favor nick?
Nick J is off the chain: sure, what?
Amanda says: tell the guys?
Kevin says: r u sure about that?
Amanda says: positive.
Nick J is off the chain: sure no problem.
Amanda says: oh, and invite them over too. i want them to meet him just in case they don't believe u.
Nick J is off the chain: sure, no pro.

Jessica's Con.

Amanda says: they know.
m&Mr-better: well?
i copy and pasted it and sent it to her.
m&Mr-better: cool.
Amanda says: yeah.
m&Mr-better: r u sure u want the guys to no?
Amanda says: yeah. hey u wanna come over 2Moro 2. that way u can bring Ur baby over and we can watch them 2gather.
m&Mr-better: ? oh thats right u missed half of school so u didn't hear.
Amanda says: hear what?
m&Mr-better: the school didn't have enough money for all of the electives, so they had to cut computer class and teen living. that means no babies for us.
Amanda says: dang! so what now? do we have 2 get a new elective?
m&Mr-better: well, today they let us all pick but since u n nick weren't here to pick they put u in chorus.
Amanda says: crazy girl say what?! u no how much i hate to sing, you could have put me in a better elective like i don't no, shop class?!?! anything is better then chorus!
m&Mr-better: well i tried but the principle asks Ur name and then what elective u want and he nos my face. sorry and hey! i picked shop class!
Amanda says:ha ha. yeah and so did Chris didn't he?
m&Mr-better: yeah...
Amanda says: aw!!!!!
m&Mr-better: shut up! and i have 2 go. night night babe! love u.
Amanda says: k night night love u 2!

~i wonder if Joe knew that teen living got cut. i wonder if nick knows!~