"I love You" "Shut Up And Die"

Killer Fro and Broken Spleens

*Nutties POV*

Bob and I were heading over to Ray's house cause we hadn't
seen him for ages, maybe he was dead! O_O
Anywho Bob knocked on his door and "Froman" answered it.
"Dude where have you been?" asked Bob
"Yeah we missed you." I added
"Oh...well my mom's been kinda sick lately and my dad's out
of town so I have to look after her." said Ray
Bob and I gasped and looked at each other.
"MOTHER'S BOY!" we shouted, Ray blushed and scowled at us.
"Ahh it's okay Ray-Ray." I said attempting to ruffle his hair, but my hand got caught
"OH MY BUDDA IT'S EATING ME!!" I screamed
Bob cracked up laughing and Ray shouted at him to get my hand out of his hair.
"You know not to go in there! It's dangerous!" said Bob finally freeing my hand
"FREEDOM!" I shouted, jumping up and down and I started to sing
"Freeee! Free as the grass grows free as the wind blows..."
Bob whacked me up-side the head, I gasped and pointed at him.
"Traitor!" I hissed
"Yes, well I have to go and...look after my dear old mother." sighed Ray
"Aww diddums." I said reaching to ruffle his hair again, but Bob grabbed my arm
"Bye!" he said waving my arm, and we walked off.
"My hero!" I gasped hugging Bob
"A bit belated don't you think?"
"Yes well, twice you saved me from 'Ze Evil Fro!'" I said in a German accent
"Did you take your meds today?"
"Maybe..."
Bob sighed and we walked over to the park. I decided to skip.
"Tra la la la la! FUCK!" I tripped and fell on my arse
"Shit Nutty are you okay?"
"I THINK I BROKE MY SPLEEN!!!" I cried
[A/N: anyone know where that's from?]
"No Nutty your spleen's okay, but your ankle looks sore."
I tried moving it...but it hurt like fuck!
"Ah shit it fucking hurts!" I whined
Bob helped me hobble home where he put an ice pack on my ankle
"Thanks for helping" I said smiling at him
"Hey what are friends for?"
I giggled and kissed him on the cheek.
"I'll see you tomorrow that's IF I SURVIVE THE NIGHT!" I said dramatically
"Are you implying that you want me to stay?"
"Maybe." I said shiftily "...yes"
"M'kay um...where do I stay then?"
I whimpered and reached my hands out, he sighed and laid down
on the couch with me.
"Thanks again." I said before falling asleep

[A/N: I don't trust 'Spell Check' anymore...it said that 'to' isn't a word O_O]