The Blank Book

"Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side with us! Yeehaw! You will suffer no pain as we drive you insane, if you stay on the sunny side with us! Knock knock!" Tre sang.

"Who's there?" Billie asked wearily.

"Ether." *(ee-ther)*

"Ether who?"

"Ether bunny, ha ha! Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side with us! Yeehaw! You will suffer no pain as we drive you insane, if you stay on the sunny side with us! Knock knock!"

"Who's there?" Billie asked again.

"Anotha."

"Anotha who?"

"Anotha ether bunny, ha ha! Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side with us! Yeehaw! You will suffer no pain as we drive you insane, if you stay on the sunny side with us! Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Sumoa."

"Sumoa who?"

"Sumoa ether bunny, ha ha! Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side with us! Yeehaw! You will suffer no pain as we drive you insane, if you stay on the sunny side with us! Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Cargo."

"Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep beep and run over all the ether bunnies, waah! Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side with us! Yeehaw! You will suffer no pain as we drive you insane, if you stay on the sunny side with us! Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Boo."

"Boo who?"

"Don't cry, the ether bunnies always come back. Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side with us! Yeehaw! You will suffer no pain as we drive you insane, if you stay on the sunny side with us!"

"That was probably the stupidest song I have ever heard," Billie said.

Mike meanwhile was still moody.

"Oh boy, now I get to bring out the big guns!" Tre exclaimed.

'Oh no, oh no, oh no.'

"Wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee!
When I was a wee wee tot, they took me off my wee wee cot and put me on my wee wee pot to see if I could wee or not!
Wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee!
When they saw that I could not, they took me off my wee wee pot and put me on my wee wee cot, and then I gave it all I've got!
Wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee!"

Billie really started to get worried when he transformed back into a human and got into a gangster pose.

"Wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee w-wee w-w-wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee w-wee w-w-wee wee y'all.
When I was just a wee wee TOT, they took me off my wee wee COT, and put me on my wee wee POT to see if I could WEE or NOT.
Wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee w-wee w-w-wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee w-wee w-w-wee wee y'all.
When they saw that I could NOT, they took me off my wee wee POT, and put me on my wee wee COT and then I gave it ALL I've GOT!
Wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee w-wee w-w-wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee wee y'all, wee w-wee w-w-wee wee y'all." He ended in another gangster pose.

Mike couldn't help but crack a smile.

"Where the fuck do you get all these songs?" Billie asked.

"A master annoyer never reveals his secrets." Tre said, grinning.