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<btw, up there is wedding bells. kay? good. now...read.>

Yup. I was at my father's wedding. His latest girlfriend was Miss. Cindy Mae Louise now turning to a Mrs. It wasn't going to last for long obviously. My dad has had 14 weddings already. Almost one for every year I've been born.

My mom left me with my dad almost the hour she came home from the hospital after having me. My dad said that she was just freaked out having a kid so young (she was only 15)

My dad gets married so much because he says he 'gets bored easily'. Not the best quality in a dad, but whatever. I don't care because I know that whatever chick he marries, will only be there for a year. Tops. This was his 14th wedding and he hasn't let me down yet.

***WEDDING RECEPTION***

"MACKIE!" My dad called from their table. I was sitting with my best friend, Elena.
"Yes?"
"Would you please tell the caterers we're ready for the cake now?"
"Sure."
"Thanks, sweetie."
"Uh-huh."

I walked over to the caterer and told him. He nodded okay.