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Status: HIATUS WARNING: (9.19.09) This is taking a bit longer to process than I thought. I may not have a new chapter up until maybe even the winter. Sorry for the inconvienience (as usual!)

Smiling Oak's Academy for the Insane.

Lydia Sanchez was pretty much an ordinary sixteen year old, except for the fact that she was sent to the insane asylum for her sixteen attempted suicides.
As soon as she stepped foot in the building, it seems that she had made a group of companions-- Harlequin, Skull, Basher, and the one and only, ironically nick-named, Innocence.
Together, they will bust out of that forsaken place, and attempt to rule the world.

NOTE / UPDATE: I do own the characters and the plot.
If you try to steal, I will appear at your house with a chainsaw, goggles and an angry face. Perhaps.
  1. Threats and Things Nobody Needs To Hear.
    Introduction.
  2. One Suicide Attempt Too Many.
    Meet Lydia Sanchez.
  3. One For Each Year.
    Lydia gets taken to Smiling Oaks.
  4. Meet The Gang, Not The Gangster.
    Lydia meets the girls.
  5. Don't Forget to Take Your Pills.
    Lydia should've taken that sleeping pill.
  6. Taking The "Solitary" Out Of "Confinement".
    Lydia ought to be puzzled.
  7. Seems So Wrong.
    Lydia is puzzled by the gang's habits.
  8. How Wouldn't She Know?
    Lydia eavesdrops some more. (Not like it's her choice.)
  9. The Secrets You Keep.
    Lorenna?!
  10. Party.
    Lydia goes to a party. In the past. Eh, it's key.
  11. Do Not Touch Richard.
    Pancakes never looked so disturbing.
  12. Academy Madness.
    More like "Academadness". Lydia should be scared. As usual.
  13. The Great Escape.
    Lydia slips out. Note: I do not care for Boys Like Girls.
  14. Too Neat.
    Lydia... observes stuff.
  15. And A Few More Of Your Least Favorite Things.
    Lydia has another flashback. (Post #1 of double post week.)
  16. The Witness.
    Lydia learns something about Richard. (Post #2 of double-post week.)
  17. North, South, East, West.
    Lydia doesn't like the sound of 'bliss'.
  18. Luck, Chance and Reason.
    Innocence is being vague.
  19. Luck.
    The gang crashes at Basher's. (Switches in point of view may occur.)
  20. Trailer Trash.
    We go t o Harlequin's! (Back in Lydia's point of view.)
  21. Chance.
    The crew visits Charlie's mansion. (Get it?) Switches in point of view will occur.
  22. Interlude.
    Lydia is changing. (Back to Lydia's point of view.)
  23. Reason.
    The gang visits Eliza's house. (Switches of point of view occur. Again.)