Me and Piglets Trip to Disney

Disney Trip

Jenna: o.o
Joey: Rawr!!
Joey:To Disney World!!
Jenna:OK!!
Joey:Wait Aren't we like in Colorado right now .-.
Jenna: no..
Joey: O_o
Joey:Where are we
Jenna:Idaho..land of potatoes LOL
Joey:Yay!!
Jenna: LOL
Joey: lets go to the airport!!
- he steals a tractor -
Joey: come on pig!!
Jenna: O.O
*Jenna jumps on the tractor*
- he starts it up -
Jenna:LOL
Joey:LOL
- Joey drives down the highway -
Jenna: oh sugar monkies..
- tractor runs over a little British car -
Jenna: LOL!!
Joey: British!!
Jenna:*rofl*
Joey: I want a taco :I
Joey: To taco Bell!!
Jenna:LOL
- Joey drives over to Burger King -
Jenna: LOL!
Jenna:This aint taco bell..
Joey:I want me a taco!!
Joey: TACO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna: O.O
- person looks at JOey and gives him a taco -
Joey: taco!
- Joey throws it at Pig's face -
Jenna: -.-
Joey: On we go!!
- Joey explodes Burger King and leaves -
Jenna: LOL
Joey: That guy was so nice ^_^
Jenna: I know, too bad he didnt last long LOL
- we drive to the airport -
Joey: LOL
Joey: Come on Pig my butt hurts form that tractor..
Jenna:LOL too much info
Joey: It has liek no lumbar support..
Jenna: LOL
Joey: lets go see how much tickets are
Jenna: Okay
- we go up to the desk and see a long line-
Joey: ughhhhhh
Jenna: just kill em..
- Joey shoots person in front of him -
- he skips all the rest -
Joey:come on pig!!
*Jenna jumps up in line*
- Joey at the lady at the desk -
- Joey staring at lady -
- lady stares back -
Jenna: just ask the prices already!!
Jenna:ill be going to get soda..
- Joey and lady start kissing -
Jenna: MY EYES!!!
Joey: LOL
*Jenna faints*
Joey: So how much be the prices Marge
*Jenna wakes up*
Jenna:LOL!!!
*she runs away*
Marge: hmmm... 25 dollas
Joey: 25 dollas!!
- Joey shoots place up -
Joey: thanks Marge ^_^
Joey: Come on pig!!
Joey: where'd she go to...
*Jenna comes back with soda*
Joey: hey i want one :I
Jenna: why do u think i got like 5..
Joey: yay!!
*Jenna hands him 4 of them*
- Joey gets hyper off of soda -
Jenna: oh geez
Joey: Lets go hijak that plane!!!
Jenna: OK!
- we get on a commercial airliner -
Jenna: LOL
Joey: Ill be your captain today folks ^_^
- captain starts to get on -
Joey:o_o
Jenna:oh gosh we all gonne die..
- Joey shoots him in the face -
Jenna:LOL
Joey: away we go!!
- Joey gets in captain seat and looks around-
Joey: so.. many.. buttons
Jenna: oh geez
*Jenna pulls me out*
- Joey starts pressing them all -
Jenna: IN THE BACK!!
Jenna: NO!!
Joey:no buttons fun buttons fun!!
Jenna: oh geez..now we really are going to die..
Jenna: -.-
- plane takes off -
*Jenna screams and hides*
- 5 hours later -
- Joey accidently crashes into Empire State building -
Joey: O_o
Jenna: -.-
Jenna: where are we?? LOL
- plane explodes -
Jenna: -.-
Joey:lets go Pig!!
Jenna: now we all go die
Joey: not if we jump out real fast
Jenna: lets go where?! we got exploded!!
- Joey jumps out of plane -
- Joey drags Pig -
Jenna: AHHHHH!!!
*Jenna screams like a maniac*
Joey: Pig how did we get in New York!
Jenna: IDK!!
Joey: Well while we're here.. SHOPPING!!
Jenna: NEW YORK CHEESE CAKE!
Jenna: THE BIG APPLE!
- Joey beats up some random guy and takes his wallet -
Jenna:LOL
- guy runs off -
Jenna: geez..
Jenna:WIMP!!
Joey: LOL
Jenna: LOL
Joey: which store Pig..
Jenna:the cheese cake store o.o
*Jenna walks into the cheese cake store like nothing ever happened*
Jenna:o.o
- Joey walks in -
Joey: OMG!!
Joey: Cheesecake!!
Jenna:DUH!!
- Joey eats it all and saves Pig a slice -
Joey: moo
Jenna: LOL
Joey:LOL
- Joey gives Pig her slice -
Jenna:lol..
Joey:now what?!
Jenna: um...WE GO TO THE MOVIES!! and watch....SOME STUPID MOVIE WITH ADAM SANDLER IN IT LOL
Joey:LOL
- Joey goes to movies and watches Wall-E -
Joey: close enough..
Jenna: LOL!
*Jenna watches Click and Adam Sandler gets hit with a helocopter* LOL!!
Joey: away to the candy store!!
Joey: LOL
Jenna: OK
Jenna: LOL
- Joey goes in candy store -
- stage comes out of the gorund in the candy store -
Jenna: o.o
- Joey get on stage and Britney Spears and some other ppls are my back up dancers -
Joey: Welcome to the candy shop
Jenna:O.O
Joey: let me lick your lolipop
Jenna: I-I think im blind..and deaf
*Jenna walks into a wall*
- everything explodes and Joey walk out with a giant lolipop -
Joey: that was fun ^_^
- Joey starts licking it -
Joey: Pig?
Jenna: WHAT???!!!! I CANT HEAR U!!
Joey: Shut up O_o
Joey: omg Pig.. look Jessee McCartny..
Jenna: WHAT???? DID U SAY !?
Jenna: JESSE MCCARTNEY!!
Joey: Jessee McCartny!!!!
*Jenna runs over and screams*
- some bald guy looks at u funny -
*Jenna screams and runs away*
Jenna:SCARY MAN!
- Joey feeds Pig -
Jenna: -.-
*Jenna spits out whatever Joey fed her*
Joey: U need some meat on them bones!!
Jenna: too bad -.-
Joey: OMG Pig look Kangarooos!
- Kangaroos start hoping down Broadway -
Jenna: OMG! Kangaroo Jack R U THERE!?!
Joey: o_O
Joey:lets go to the airport!!
Jenna: fine
Joey: bc i have this mans credit card and we can fly first class =3
- Joey steals a taxi -
Joey: come on Pig
jenna:LOL
Joey: LOL
*Jenna jumps in*
*Jenna puts on the song: Riding Dirty*
Jenna:YA!!
- Joey runs over random ppl on bicycles -
Jenna: LOL
Joey: LOL
- we crash into the lobby of the airport -
*Jenna crashes thru the windhsield*
Jenna: -.-
- everyone just walks around like nothing ever happened -
- Joey gets out of car -
Joey: yay!!
Jenna:help me out of the winshield -.-
- Joey pulls her out of the windshield and glass flies everywhere -
*Jenna gets hit with it*
Jenna:OW
Joey:LOL
- Joey pulls it out of her leg -
Jenna: OWIE
- Joey throws it and it hits some guy in the eye -
Jenna: LOL
Joey:lets go get our tickets ^_^
Jenna:ok
- we get to the ticket line and it's even longer than before -
Joey: UGHHH
Joey: Pig you can kill them this time
Jenna:OK! Hey everyone, could we please cut in front of u? My...uh..grandpaw is having a baby and we need to get to him as soon as possible!
*everyone moves*
Jenna:THANK U! NOW DIE!!
*Jenna kills them all*
Joey:LOL
Jenna:LOL
- Joey goes up to lady and it's Marge again -
- Joey and Marge stare at each other for five mintues -
*Jenna watches*
- Marge kisses Pig on the cheek -
Joey: XD LOL
*Jenna screams and runs away*
Jenna:EWWW
Joey: So Marge I would liek 2 first class tickets to Orland please
- Marge gives Joey the tickets and he pulsl her wig off and runs -
Joey:Run to the plane pig!!
*Jenna's already there*
Joey: how did u get here so fast O_o
Jenna:how did u get here so slow?
Joey: I had to buy Chinchilas!!
Jenna:LOL!
- Joey pulls Chinchilas out of his pockets -
Joey:LOL
Jenna:o.o
- Joey hands her one -
- Joey puts Chinchilla on head -
Joey: away we go!!
- we get on the plane -
jenna: LOL
Joey:LOL
Joey: Are you coming!!
*Jenns's already on the plane*
Joey: Stop doing that!!
- Joey's chinchila eats a random person -
Joey:^_^ he so good
Jenna: LOL
Joey: LOL
- we go up to first class -
Joey: My chinchila wants a hot tub!!
Jenna: LOL!
- lady walks out with a cup of water -
Joey: a hot tub!!
Jenna: LOL
- lady walks out with an elephant -
Joey:hot... tub
Jenna: LOL
- lady wlks out with a miniature hottub -
:- chinchila gets in with little girl chinchilas -
Jenna:LOL!!
Girl Chinchila: ohhh sexy
- plane takes off -
Jenna:LOL!
- Alvin and the chipmunks start singing -
- Chinchila gesy all jealous -
- chinchila takes out and AK47 and starts shooting the chipmunks up -
Chinchila:.. Fool
jenna:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: LOL
- Chinchila gest back in hot tub -
Joey: :I
Jenna: LOL!
Joey:Pig hwo long is this flight?
Jenna:7 hours
Joey:- takes out my shotgun and my dog Paul -
Joey:This best not take no dang ol 7 hours
Jenna: LOL
Joey: So how is Pig today?
Jenna:um...wanting diet coke
Joey: eh arent we all..
- loud rumble -
- one of the engines explodes and flies off -
Joey: :I
- plane overshots th airport and crashes intot he castle of Disney World -
Joey:yay!!
Jenna:LOL
Jenna:Cinderella's Castle?!?
Joey: Yea
Joey: come on Pig we're getitng off
Jenna: LOL!
Jenna:K
Joey:THis end our trip to Disney World ^_^