Hidden camera
Day 27
:Hidden camera located in Frank's bunk activates. He is sitting cross legged holding a picket sign witha tree painted on it, a stubborn look on his face. The sign reads "Tree huggers unite. Stop killing our beloved oaks!":
Gerard: Frank, How''s your strike going?
Frank: I managed to convine that beaver to leave the trees alone, but the squirrell is still on the loose.
Gerard: Right...
Ryan the bird: <out of shot, we hear a chainsaw whirring away and Ryan singing a lumberjack song.>
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Ryan the bird:I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Ryan the bird:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Ryan the bird:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
<Ryan proceeds to cut down a large oak tree that is precariosly balanced on a random cliff where the woodland stops.>
Tree:<thinking> Oh thank god! 300 years of waiting in this goddamn purgatory, and I am going to be free at last! Here I come, Martha!
Frank: <Leaping into tree hugger action> NOOOOO! <Jumps into superman pose and flies out to hug tree.>
Tree: <Thinking> What the hell is this! Gerroff me, you creepy naturalist! <Shakes leaves and one lands in Frank's eyes.>
Frank: OMFG my eyes! Oh god, the pain! The unbelieveable paiiin!<Runs around in circles>
Ryan: Ok then... <Lifts up chainsaw>
Tree: <Thinking> Oh yes! This is it! woo hoo!
Ryan: <Watch beeps> Lunchbreak. <drops chainsaw and leaves with a taco.>
Army of treehuggers: <with a lisp> We now announche thish twee to be pwotwected by treehuggewsh and co. <pUts down sign in front of tree>
Tree: <thinking> Oh god! When will it end!?
:Later:
Hidden camera located in main room activates. Gerard and Frank are having a heated discussion.:
Gerard: I mean it, dude, they were talking about..... *whisperes* My hairdo... *normal* I mean, don't they realise that that is a sensitive topic? I mean- wait, dude, are you naked?
Frank: Yep.
Gerard: Frank, How''s your strike going?
Frank: I managed to convine that beaver to leave the trees alone, but the squirrell is still on the loose.
Gerard: Right...
Ryan the bird: <out of shot, we hear a chainsaw whirring away and Ryan singing a lumberjack song.>
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Ryan the bird:I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Ryan the bird:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Ryan the bird:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
Squirrels and various other woodland creatures:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
<Ryan proceeds to cut down a large oak tree that is precariosly balanced on a random cliff where the woodland stops.>
Tree:<thinking> Oh thank god! 300 years of waiting in this goddamn purgatory, and I am going to be free at last! Here I come, Martha!
Frank: <Leaping into tree hugger action> NOOOOO! <Jumps into superman pose and flies out to hug tree.>
Tree: <Thinking> What the hell is this! Gerroff me, you creepy naturalist! <Shakes leaves and one lands in Frank's eyes.>
Frank: OMFG my eyes! Oh god, the pain! The unbelieveable paiiin!<Runs around in circles>
Ryan: Ok then... <Lifts up chainsaw>
Tree: <Thinking> Oh yes! This is it! woo hoo!
Ryan: <Watch beeps> Lunchbreak. <drops chainsaw and leaves with a taco.>
Army of treehuggers: <with a lisp> We now announche thish twee to be pwotwected by treehuggewsh and co. <pUts down sign in front of tree>
Tree: <thinking> Oh god! When will it end!?
:Later:
Hidden camera located in main room activates. Gerard and Frank are having a heated discussion.:
Gerard: I mean it, dude, they were talking about..... *whisperes* My hairdo... *normal* I mean, don't they realise that that is a sensitive topic? I mean- wait, dude, are you naked?
Frank: Yep.