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Maybe I Will

Once I arrived back in Danny’s flat I collapsed on his couch welcoming the comforting cushions.

Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep


“Morning” a very perky voice greeted me.

I was lying face down on the couch and had to move just to see who was talking.

It was…what’s her name? LUCY!

“Morning” I replied before lying down flat on the couch once more.

I heard a door open then close. I didn’t think anything of it.

Sleep welcome home…

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“BLOODY HELL!” I heard someone yell awaking me from my slumber.

I jerked up at the sound and fell off the couch. Not at all comfortable in any way.

Danny soon came out of his bedroom in his boxers and jeans only.

I rubbed my eyes trying to stay awake and muster up enough energy to get mad at him for waking me up.

“WHAT THE HELL CRISTY?” Danny yelled first.

“What the hell Cristy what?” I asked dumbfounded.

He woke me up, not the other way around.

“Where is my brown backpack?” he asked.

“I don’t know with you.” I said trying to get back on the couch.

Why the hell is he asking me?

“It isn’t in my room or anywhere else and you are the only other person here!” he yelled.

Did he just accuse me for stealing a backpack?

You betcha

“I am the only other person now! What about that slut of a girl you slept with last night?!?” I said totally pissed off.

“Who?” He asked looking clueless.

Now you can’t remember them…what’s next Dan? Besides what does it matter if he can’t find one backpack, he has a million and can buy more.

“girl, bottle blond hair, silicon boobs, and spray can skin” I said describing Lucy.

“Oh yeah her! What’s her name again?” Danny asked thinking about it.

“Its Lucy genius, Lucy.” I said before lying back down on the couch.

I was going to try and go to sleep but Danny appeared right in front of my face.

“WHAT?!” I really wanted to sleep.

“Where is she?” he asked.

“I don’t know! Maybe she left!” I said turning the other way.

“Did she have a backpack?” he asked.

“I don’t know! LEAVE ME ALONE!” I yelled before he finally left and slammed the door shut.

What can I say? I am grumpy when I don’t get enough sleep, so sue me.
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short filler. sorry. i am writing the next chapter now. should be up this week I hope. :)