Perverts Over Forty Are Pedophiles, Mr. Wentz

Ok, so this was thought up by me and my best friend Erin while we were supposed to be paying attention in band class. But the stupid sub couldn't hold the attention of a sloth if he tried.

This isn't going to be very long, at least I don't think it will be. I'm not really sure, it was a spur of the moment mutual day dream thing that turned into the full-fledged makings of a story.

Disclaimer: Yada, yada, yada.... I don't own FOB because that would be slavery, so unless i get a time machine it's not going to happen.
  1. She Says She's No Good With Words...
    But I'm Worse
  2. I Keep Telling Myself I'm Not The Desperate Type
    But You've Got Me Looking In Through Blinds...
  3. Sleeping On Your Folks Porch Again,
    Dreaming, she said, she said, she said. "Why don't you just drop DEAD?!"
  4. Comback Of The Year