Trashed and Scattered

“Steve-O get some fucking clothes on!!” I yelled

“Ashley will be enjoying this site WAY too much!” Nicole yelled.

I laughed as Nicole hid behind me.

“Nicole stop hiding behind Magen!” Ashley yelled as she tried to grab Nicole.

“Hey I’m not in this.” I yelled trying to get away but Nicole was holding on to me and twisting me so Ashley wouldn’t get her.

“Kayla! Stop staring at Ville for 2 seconds to help me!!” I yelled at her.

She glared and stood up.

“Oh crap.” I ran as Kayla chased me and Nicole was being chased by Ashley.

I screamed as Kayla tackled me.

“No!!” I pretended to melt.

“I’m melting.”

“Shut up.” Kayla said laughing.

Nicole and Ashley were a few feet away from us on the ground laughing.

“Are you guy’s always like this?” Chris asked.

“Yup get used to it. You don’t like it get the hell out.” I said standing up and offering a hand to Kayla. She gladly took it and stood up.

“Dude I love this girl.” Bam said slinging an arm around my shoulder making me blush.

“Aww she’s blushing.” Nicole said, I hit her. “Go suck Johnny.” She hit me back.

“You guy’s are so weird.” Jeff said laughing.

“Hey shut up your around weirdness all the time.” Nicole said.

“So are we filming tomorrow?” Ashley asked.

“Ya, duh.” Bam said I hit his arm.

“Be nice.” He nodded like a baby.

“Dude she can control him!! Tell him to stop hitting me!” Dunn said on his knees.

I laughed as Bam hit him in the head.

“Sorry Dunn, I don’t think he’ll listen to me.” I put my hand on his shoulder.

“Give up.” I laughed

He sighed and sat on the couch.

“Holy crap you guy’s got drums!” Steve-O yelled.

Our heads snapped back and we (the girls) ran to the music room.

“Get the hell out!” Kayla yelled.

“What why?” Steve-O asked as everyone walked in.

“Get out people!” Nicole yelled trying to push them back

“Why?” Ville asked.

“Just get out.” Ashley said.

“Fine.” Steve-O said and walked out.

I turned off the light and we headed out.

We all sat somewhere in the living room.

Johnny and Nicole were on the love seat. Kayla and Ville were on the two seat couch. Ashley and Steve-O were next to Bam and I on the long couch. Chris, Ehren, Preston, Wee Man, and Dave left to go drink.

“Why don’t you want us in that room?” Johnny asked.

“Just cause. At least for right now, ok?” Ashley said.

“Ok.” They all agreed.

“So what, you guy’s staying the night here?” Kayla asked.

“Well I have to go soon.” Jeff said.

“I wouldn’t mind spending the night.” Bam shrugged.

“Same here.” Steve-O said.

“Ok so Steve-O, Bam, Ville, and Dunn are staying?” I asked.

“And Me!!” Johnny yelled.

“And Johnny.” Nicole said laughing.

They nodded.

“Okay cool.” Ashley said.

There was silence.

“Have you ever peed inside a girl? I asked

Everyone looked at me weird.

“What?!? My friend and I used to ask our guy friend that in middle school when we were bored. And I’m bored!” I said.

“Well have you?” Nicole asked.

The boys shook their heads.

“Haha let’s play truth or dare.” Kayla said.

“Ok I’m game.” Ashley said. Nicole and I nodded.

“I’m first!” I yelled

“Dunn truth or dare?” I asked

“Truth.” He said while Bam grabbed a camera to film this. He set it where you could see everyone.

“Pussy. Have you ever made out with a guy?” I asked.

He blushed.

“Oh my god he has!!” Ville yelled laughing. Everyone laughed at him.

“Ok my turn. Ashley truth or dare?”

“Dare.”

“I dare you to....lick my toe.” Dunn said.

“Eww!!” Kayla said.

Dunn pulled his socks and shoes off.

“I’m gonna barf.” I said laughing.

Ashley made a face and licked it fast and ran off.

“Where you going?!!” Kayla yelled

“To barf then brush my teeth!” Ashley yelled. Everyone laughed at her.

“I’ll take her turn for her.” Nicole said.

“Steve-O truth or dare?”

“Dare, duh.”

“I dare you to run outside naked, over to the old ladies house across the street and ask for some sugar.” Nicole grinned.

“Wait not yet. Wait no take off your clothes and scare Ashley.” I grinned.

Everyone laughed.

“What I’m serious hurry up.” I said

“I’ll go get her.”I smirked and ran off.

“Dude that chick is fucking crazy.” I heard Bam laugh.

“Hey Ashley, hurry up it’s your turn.” I whined

“Fine.” She came out I could smell the toothpaste on her breath.

I laughed and pushed her towards the living room.

“Hey Magen I-” She stopped and screamed at the naked Steve-O that jumped out of the closet.

Everyone laughed.

“Dude that was priceless.” Dunn laughed.

“Ok Ashley I dared Steve-O to get naked and go over to that old ladies house, who hates us, and ask for some sugar.” Nicole said.

“Oh ya. Ok Steve-O let’s go!” I yelled grabbing the camera and Bam grabbed the other one.

We got in good spots and Steve-O rang the doorbell. The door opened and I heard a gasp.

“Hello ma’am, may I borrow some sugar?” Steve-O said smiling.

“No. Get off my property before I call the cops!!” She yelled.

I got closer and she saw me. I waved.

“Hi Mrs. Nielsen.”

“Get off my property you little jerks.” She yelled.

We all ran back to my house laughing.

“You guy’s get that? Tell me you got it.” Nicole laughed.

“I did.” I looked over at Bam.

“Same here.” I high fived him.

“Ok, my turn!” Steve-O yelled.

“Ok Magen, truth or dare?” Steve-O asked once we all sat down.

I groaned and said, “Dare.”

“I dare you too-” He stopped to think for a moment.

“Wait I have a dare for all the girls is that ok?” He asked.

I shrugged, “It’s my turn so I have to do it so I don’t care.”

“Sure.” All the girls said.

Steve-O grinned and I was scared.

“Wait!! We’re not getting naked or anything though!!” Kayla yelled.

“Well no duh. You are girls and I’m not going to be a sicko cause you girls are cool, however you have to all run to the river in your bra and underwear and jump in.” Everyone grinned except the girls. We chuckled.

I rolled my eyes.

“Whatever. It’s not like we haven’t done this before.” Nicole chuckled.

“Ya you could have done better then that.” Kayla said.

We all took off our shirt and pants.

“Ready?” I asked everyone, the girls nodded and the guy’s grabbed the cameras.

I laughed.

“Go!” Ashley yelled.

We ran down the street. A couple of teenage boys wolf whistled at us, we laughed. The guy’s were either behind us or next to us. We were holding hands and running, the river being 4 blocks away, we were getting a tiny bit tired by the third block. Once we got close to the river we all screamed and jumped in the deeper part. I swam up to the top of the water.

“Holy mother fucking shit that’s cold.” I said, teeth chattering.

I looked over at the girls who’s teeth were also chattering. Then I looked up at the guy’s who were laughing.

“Umm. I think we need our clothes.” I said.

“Why?” Ville asked.

“Well bra’s and underwear, sometimes when your wearing lacy ones, in the water they’re a bit see through.” I said

“And underwear. So I really would like a towel or something.” Nicole said.

“Well I, being the nice man grabbed some towels for you girls.” Ville said smiling.

“Thanks Ville, you rock!” Ashley said.

“Okay turn around or I’ll snap your necks.” Nicole said.

The boys turned and we grabbed the towels and wrapped ourselves up in them.