Starry Nights and Cynical Plights

My name is Adie and chances are, I won't like you.
I'm a cynical bitch whose best friend is someone most of you know for his crazy antics onstage while playing guitar. Oh, and not to mention, I've had a crush on this certain someone for almost as long as I've known him. But he's taken and shows no interest. Hence why I'm a cynical bitch.

My name is Adie and chances are, I won't like you.