Meet Your Worst Nightmare, ME

How did a crazy nut like me every end up in a mess like this? Oh, wait that's right shit like this almost always happens to me...at least in some way or another. Just not like this...I can't imange why this craziness was happening to me now..."When I thought I'd be sucked into some crazy alterative crazy fanasty world, I always expect it to be with a owl swooping in throw the window saying I just got excepted into the school of witchcraft and wizardy...Jesus I must be going boonkers!"