Destined To Be
Senile Grandma
Kody’s P.O.V.
It was Saturday and I had nothing to do, so I signed on AIM to see who was on .I saw that Steven was on so I decided to see what was up with him.
Steven’s_my_man: Hey babe what’s up?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Nothing like my whole family is here
Steven’s_my_man: Oh really why?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: I have no clue.
Steven’s_my_man: Well I’m sorry.
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: My grandma keeps farting and isn’t saying anything about it.
Steven’s_my_man: wow okay
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Oh god now she’s just sitting there eating all our macaroni salad
Steven’s_my_man: OH No not the macaroni salad
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: OMG now she’s making a duck noise or something!
Steven’s_my_man: wow you have a crazy family
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: HOLY CRAP now it sounds like she’s trying to rip up a pop can
Steven’s_my_man: wow that’s interesting
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Yeah I died my hair yesterday and the smell makes me sick I need to take a shower later
Steven’s_my_man: cool, what’s your grandma doing now?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Uhh she’s outside now thank god.
Oh and I found out the pop can was full of pop too.
Steven’s_my_man: HAHA
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: The other day she was trying to peel the paint off our kitchen walls
Steven’s_my_man: wow just wow
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: EWW she just pooped her pants
Steven’s_my_man: That’s gross
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: IT Smell’s so bad and I can’t smell that well either
Steven’s_my_man: :-p
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: crap now I can’t take a shower!!
Steven’s_my_man: why?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: shes...I don’t know I think shes still pooping...or shes not telling my aunt that she actually does need help and is just sitting on the toilet doing nothing...plus it's gonna smell like ass.
Steven’s_my_man: wow I’ sorry
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: my grandma is STILL in the bathroom
Steven’s_my_man: mmhmm
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: and she did all poop action in her pants...WHAT THE HELL?!
Steven’s_my_man: Holy crap dude
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: My aunt just entered the scene (aka the potty room). They're bringing out the BABY wipes.
Steven’s_my_man: Wow well I have to go meet you at the mall tomarrow at like noon ok?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Sound’s good to me See ya
Kody’s_the_one_for_me has signed off
Steven’s_my_man has signed off
I climbed into bed think of all that just happened at Steven’s Place.
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(A/N) This REALLY just did happen to my cusin as we were IMing each other
It was Saturday and I had nothing to do, so I signed on AIM to see who was on .I saw that Steven was on so I decided to see what was up with him.
Steven’s_my_man: Hey babe what’s up?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Nothing like my whole family is here
Steven’s_my_man: Oh really why?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: I have no clue.
Steven’s_my_man: Well I’m sorry.
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: My grandma keeps farting and isn’t saying anything about it.
Steven’s_my_man: wow okay
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Oh god now she’s just sitting there eating all our macaroni salad
Steven’s_my_man: OH No not the macaroni salad
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: OMG now she’s making a duck noise or something!
Steven’s_my_man: wow you have a crazy family
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: HOLY CRAP now it sounds like she’s trying to rip up a pop can
Steven’s_my_man: wow that’s interesting
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Yeah I died my hair yesterday and the smell makes me sick I need to take a shower later
Steven’s_my_man: cool, what’s your grandma doing now?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Uhh she’s outside now thank god.
Oh and I found out the pop can was full of pop too.
Steven’s_my_man: HAHA
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: The other day she was trying to peel the paint off our kitchen walls
Steven’s_my_man: wow just wow
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: EWW she just pooped her pants
Steven’s_my_man: That’s gross
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: IT Smell’s so bad and I can’t smell that well either
Steven’s_my_man: :-p
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: crap now I can’t take a shower!!
Steven’s_my_man: why?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: shes...I don’t know I think shes still pooping...or shes not telling my aunt that she actually does need help and is just sitting on the toilet doing nothing...plus it's gonna smell like ass.
Steven’s_my_man: wow I’ sorry
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: my grandma is STILL in the bathroom
Steven’s_my_man: mmhmm
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: and she did all poop action in her pants...WHAT THE HELL?!
Steven’s_my_man: Holy crap dude
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: My aunt just entered the scene (aka the potty room). They're bringing out the BABY wipes.
Steven’s_my_man: Wow well I have to go meet you at the mall tomarrow at like noon ok?
Kody’s_the_one_for_me: Sound’s good to me See ya
Kody’s_the_one_for_me has signed off
Steven’s_my_man has signed off
I climbed into bed think of all that just happened at Steven’s Place.
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(A/N) This REALLY just did happen to my cusin as we were IMing each other