Johnny Depp and His Mysterious Two Twins
Johnny Depp and his mysterious two twins...
In the street hiding from fans
Johnny Depp 2: reads from the poster “Actors needed for…”
Johnny Depp 3: Actors? Where? Who? What? WHEN?
Johnny Depp 1: Tim Burton is planning to make a new film!
Johnny Depp 2: Let’s go audition!
Johnny Depp 3: Off to the…uhh…where?
Johnny Depp 1: It says, “For auditions please go to the Hollywood Big office. Its address is Hollystreet, 13.”
All walk off
In the Hollywood Big Office
Tim Burton: talking to a bunch of people who are auditioning Hello my dear friends! I believe you all are here to be in a movie! To be famous! To be known! To be loved!
All: No
Random guy in the crowd: We’re here to try out for the movie.
Tim Burton: Well, let’s get started baby! winks to everyone
On stage. Tim Burton sitting and watching
Random guy: finished crying
Tim Burton: Ummm…thank you very much. That was a very…long cry.
Random guy: Thank you! blushes and runs off stage
All Johnny Depps go on stage
JD 1: OHHHHHH! who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 2: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 3: Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 1: So drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 2: Ready?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB…SQUAREPANTS!
JD 3: AND NOW IN GERMAN!
Tim Burton: stands up No, no. It’s ok. Claps I must say, out of everything I’ve seen today…you were the best! You’re going to be stars!
JD 3: YAY! We’re going to space!
JD 1: Ummm…no. What he meant was, we’re going to be actors!
All JD’s: jump up YAY!
Tim Burton: Now, you must act out a character of your choice. You can be anyone!
Next Day at the same place
Tim Burton: Right! Stars! Get on stage! I would love to see who you chose.
JD 1: goes on stage I’m Willy Wonka grins
JD 2: goes on stage I’m Jack Sparrow pulls pirate sword out
JD 3: goes on stage I’m Victor from Corpse Bride Drops the ring and runs after it
Tim Burton: Great ideas! And I even noticed that you’re played by Johnny Depp laughs out loud a great actor he is! laughs out loud
All JD’s: Ummm…he he
Tim Burton: And I must say! You all look like him! Wow! laughs out loud
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Tim Burton: I love that song! Where did it come from? wonders off somewhere
JD 2: Ok so… RUN!
JD 3: No! Stop!
JD 1: Don’t you think we should just give up and tell that we’re triplets?
JD 2 & 3: Ummm… no.
JD 3: Anyone have a plan?
JD 2: Yes…RUN!
JD 1 & 3: No! Stop!
JD 1: I have an idea!
All JD’s: gather in a circle and JD 1 whispers the plan
Tim Burton: Sorry, I still wonder where that song came from…hmmm. Oh well. Let’s get started!
Willy Wonka: Before we start. Chocolate anyone?
All: No, thank you.
Jack Sparrow: talking to Tim Burton You remind me of someone, by enemy, by worst enemy! Whispers Davy Jones.
Tim Burton: laughs out loud you’re great at this!
Victor: shivers Ummm…sir…excuse me? Do…do…do…could you…maybe tell me where the bathroom is?
Tim Burton: Wow! Looks like you guys have been practicing! Excellent!
WW & JS: Practicing? What do you mean practicing?
Victor: The toilet! runs off to the toilet
Tim Burton: Yes! Practicing for the movie!
WW & JS: What movie?
WW: I’m in a movie already! Charlie and the chocolate factory!
Tim Burton: Wait! You mean, you mean…YOU MEAN! YOU’RE REAL?!?!
JS: Of course we’re real! We have blood running through! Just like a living thing!
Victor: HELP! I DROPPED THE RING DOWN THE TOILET!
Tim Burton: Which ring? What ring? Can anyone explain what is happening?
WW: I am Willy Wonka! He is points at JS Jack Sparrow and that skinny little coward over there points at victor is Victor
Tim Burton: Oh my! My…my…MY IMAGINATION IS BECOMING REAL?
JS: You seriously smell of octopus. Shouts DAVY JONES!
JS chases TB
WW: Oh phew, that was close. I didn’t want others to know that I have two PHSYCO brothers…oh imagine the ladies out there liking Jack and Victor, oh dear.
Victor: THE RING! flushes himself down the toilet
THE END
Johnny Depp 2: reads from the poster “Actors needed for…”
Johnny Depp 3: Actors? Where? Who? What? WHEN?
Johnny Depp 1: Tim Burton is planning to make a new film!
Johnny Depp 2: Let’s go audition!
Johnny Depp 3: Off to the…uhh…where?
Johnny Depp 1: It says, “For auditions please go to the Hollywood Big office. Its address is Hollystreet, 13.”
All walk off
In the Hollywood Big Office
Tim Burton: talking to a bunch of people who are auditioning Hello my dear friends! I believe you all are here to be in a movie! To be famous! To be known! To be loved!
All: No
Random guy in the crowd: We’re here to try out for the movie.
Tim Burton: Well, let’s get started baby! winks to everyone
On stage. Tim Burton sitting and watching
Random guy: finished crying
Tim Burton: Ummm…thank you very much. That was a very…long cry.
Random guy: Thank you! blushes and runs off stage
All Johnny Depps go on stage
JD 1: OHHHHHH! who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 2: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 3: Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 1: So drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JD 2: Ready?
All JD’s: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB…SQUAREPANTS!
JD 3: AND NOW IN GERMAN!
Tim Burton: stands up No, no. It’s ok. Claps I must say, out of everything I’ve seen today…you were the best! You’re going to be stars!
JD 3: YAY! We’re going to space!
JD 1: Ummm…no. What he meant was, we’re going to be actors!
All JD’s: jump up YAY!
Tim Burton: Now, you must act out a character of your choice. You can be anyone!
Next Day at the same place
Tim Burton: Right! Stars! Get on stage! I would love to see who you chose.
JD 1: goes on stage I’m Willy Wonka grins
JD 2: goes on stage I’m Jack Sparrow pulls pirate sword out
JD 3: goes on stage I’m Victor from Corpse Bride Drops the ring and runs after it
Tim Burton: Great ideas! And I even noticed that you’re played by Johnny Depp laughs out loud a great actor he is! laughs out loud
All JD’s: Ummm…he he
Tim Burton: And I must say! You all look like him! Wow! laughs out loud
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Tim Burton: I love that song! Where did it come from? wonders off somewhere
JD 2: Ok so… RUN!
JD 3: No! Stop!
JD 1: Don’t you think we should just give up and tell that we’re triplets?
JD 2 & 3: Ummm… no.
JD 3: Anyone have a plan?
JD 2: Yes…RUN!
JD 1 & 3: No! Stop!
JD 1: I have an idea!
All JD’s: gather in a circle and JD 1 whispers the plan
Tim Burton: Sorry, I still wonder where that song came from…hmmm. Oh well. Let’s get started!
Willy Wonka: Before we start. Chocolate anyone?
All: No, thank you.
Jack Sparrow: talking to Tim Burton You remind me of someone, by enemy, by worst enemy! Whispers Davy Jones.
Tim Burton: laughs out loud you’re great at this!
Victor: shivers Ummm…sir…excuse me? Do…do…do…could you…maybe tell me where the bathroom is?
Tim Burton: Wow! Looks like you guys have been practicing! Excellent!
WW & JS: Practicing? What do you mean practicing?
Victor: The toilet! runs off to the toilet
Tim Burton: Yes! Practicing for the movie!
WW & JS: What movie?
WW: I’m in a movie already! Charlie and the chocolate factory!
Tim Burton: Wait! You mean, you mean…YOU MEAN! YOU’RE REAL?!?!
JS: Of course we’re real! We have blood running through! Just like a living thing!
Victor: HELP! I DROPPED THE RING DOWN THE TOILET!
Tim Burton: Which ring? What ring? Can anyone explain what is happening?
WW: I am Willy Wonka! He is points at JS Jack Sparrow and that skinny little coward over there points at victor is Victor
Tim Burton: Oh my! My…my…MY IMAGINATION IS BECOMING REAL?
JS: You seriously smell of octopus. Shouts DAVY JONES!
JS chases TB
WW: Oh phew, that was close. I didn’t want others to know that I have two PHSYCO brothers…oh imagine the ladies out there liking Jack and Victor, oh dear.
Victor: THE RING! flushes himself down the toilet
THE END