Leprechauns, Hedgehogs and Semicircles...Have Absolutely Nothing To Do With This Story

A leprechaun is a cheeky creature from Irish mythology that wears a green hat. A hedgehog isn’t a mythical creature from Ireland, nor does it wear a green hat. A semicircle bears no resemblance to a leprechaun or a hedgehog and it too does not wear a green hat. This story, however, has nothing to do with leprechauns, hedgehogs or semicircles or for that matter, green hats.

This story has to do with two men who go by the names of Albert and Douglas.