You'll Be the Death of Me

It was the day of the premiere and I had ditched my Mum's whining for the past few days by staying at a hotel. Bam, Johnny and Ville were all staying with Melissa so there was no room there, but I wasn't complaining cos that's the first place my Mum looked when I didn't come home that first night. It was an hour before the premiere and I was laid on the sofa, flicking through the channels. I stopped on Kerrang! and watched a couple of videos before one actually got my attention. Wings Of A Butterfly by H.I.M., their videos always manage to get me interested in what's on the TV. I sat and watched this for another half an hour before going to get ready. I put on my 'Ville Valo is my bitch' t-shirt I had, he told me he was drunk when he got me this, I never did believe him. I grabbed my ripped jeans and converse High tops. I put them on, straightened my already pretty straight hair and surrounded my eyes in black eyeliner, red mascara and black eye shadow. I was ready with five minutes to spare, those losers better get here soon. The doorbell rang and I ran to get it. I opened the door to see Henri, Mel, Johnny, Ville and Bam all stood there. Henri was in her usual black attire, only a little less average, she bothered a little more with this than I did. Same with Mel, she was in a black shirt and skirt, which looked kinda expensive. Her clothes usually did though. Johnny looked like he had just chucked on a random t-shirt and jeans, like I had. He probably had as well. Ville was better than usual, but only by a little. And Bam, well, he looked stunning. He was like Ville, bothered but not too bothered. And my God did he look hot.

"The rest are in the limo, now come on!" Johnny said. I rolled my eyes, grabbed my keys, locked the door, then jumped on Ville's back.

"I'm not giving you a piggyback ride, Frey." He stated.

"You have to, I'm not getting off until we get downstairs." I told him. He sighed.

"Fine, but you owe me."

"Yeah, whatever. How many times have you said that and I've actually paid you back?"

"Every time I say that you hide when I need a favour."

"Exactly." I knew he was rolling his eyes. "Now hurry up!" He sighed again and started to walk to the lift. I was on the tenth floor and I was so not getting a piggyback ride down those stairs, we'd all fucking die! The lift stopped on the ground floor.

"You can get off me now."

"Pfft, no way. And why is Henri here?"

"She's coming to the premiere with us, God, I hang out with too many rich important people."

"At least you didn't say posh, honey, you'd have died if you did." He shook his head and continued out to the front where the limo was waiting. I jumped off Ville's back and ran into the limo. "STEVE-O!"

"FREDA!" He shouted back.

"How are you doing my whore?"

"Just fine. I hurt all over from these idiots, but I'll be fine."

"Yay!" I ran down to the end of the limo where there was a spare seat and soon the others joined me. Johnny on the side seat and Ville, Bam, Henri and Mel on the backseat with me. The limo started driving to the cinema and soon we were there. A little late, but there nonetheless. "Ville, can I have another piggyback?"

"No."

"Bitch."

"So your t-shirt says. Why are you wearing that again?"

"Dunno. I just felt like it." He chuckled and I turned my attention to the only other two that hadn't gotten out of the limo. Johnny and Bam. "Johnny, can I have a-"

"No."

"Bastard."

"Bam?"

"Ville is she heavy?" Bam asked Ville.

"Nope, she's a skinny little bitch. If I didn't know any better I'd say she was anorexic. But she's not, she just has a high metabolism."

"OK."

"So is that a yes?" I asked Bam. He nodded. "Yay!" We got up and as soon as both Bam and I were out of the vehicle I jumped on his back. "Thank you Bammy!"

"Don't call me that, it sounds weird."

"Tough, you're now Bammy." I looked over at Ville who was rolling his eyes and shaking his head. "Loser, do not shake your head and roll you eyes at me!"

"Why?"

"'Cause I said so."

"Since when was I a loser? I thought that was you."

"Nope. You've always been a loser, I never will be." He rolled his eyes once again and left me to go talk to some people. Bam carried me up the red carpet, stopping occasionally to talk to some people, but never putting me down. I heard a few voices muttering stuff, asking why I was here, and why I was with the Jackass crew and Ville Valo. Fucktards. We made it to the end of the red carpet and got into the cinema, where Bam finally put me down, gently on my feet. Unlike Ville, who usually just let me go and fall flat on my arse. We sat down in the cinema to watch it, me sat in between Ville and Henri. We came out of the cinema a while later, laughing at one of the last scenes, maybe the last, I forget.

"I still can't believe you did that to me!" Ehren shouted.

"Get over it, it was funny!" Bam stated.

"You weren't the one with pubes on your face and thinking that people had been shot by a crazed taxi driver!" I snorted. It was so funny that one. "You needn't laugh, I'm so thinking of something to do to you later!"

"You realise that sounds like you're implying something, right?" Bam said. Ehren shrugged.

"You better not be implying something, she's like my little sister!" Johnny said. I grinned.

"Yeah, you can't be implying anything! I'm too innocent." I stated, as seriously as I could.

"Well, Bam can sort that problem out for you." Ville told me. I went bright red and pushed him.

"Ville! You fucking freak!" I said, Bam remained silent.

"Whatever, where are we off now?" Ville asked.

"After party." Johnny smirked. I rolled my eyes but followed him to the limo anyway. We reached the party and went straight to the bar. The last thing I remember is downing a few shots of vodka and then falling into Bam.