Cause I'm Five Minutes Older

It was quiet for about a week before everything got all mixed up. I was up early so I sat on the couch in some pajamas mom had bought for me previous to me moving here watching a star news show eating toast. Dad came down stairs and kissed the top of my head. "Good Morning, Angel." He laughed as he walked by.
"Morning Daddy." I replied. He went into the kitchen and come out minutes later with some of the coffee I made earlier. He sat beside me as the show came back on.
"Okay now for the brothers. To be exact the Jonas Brothers." One of the people said on the screen. I gave it my full on attention. They were about to reveal something about my brothers! I used to relied on these sorts of things to find out information on my brothers so I could make fun of them over the phone.
"We are so sorry for Selena." The other said this made me quite confused.
"Nick is reported cheating on her with some one close enough in looks to be his twin."
The screen showed me and Nick walking down the street together. This was hysterical, that that is all that they could come up with.
"That's cause she is, idiots!" I yelled at it.
"Calm down Abbi. We'll fix this." Dad reassured. He didn’t get how humorous this was to me. I wasn’t crying, I was laughing. I ran to Nick's room and jumped on his bed.
"Abbi what are you doing?" He asked yawning and stretching out his nights sleep.
"Nick are you dating me?" I asked holding in the laugh.
"No, your my sister that would be wrong in so many ways." He replied utterly confused and dazed from sleep.
"Now that we got that cleared up.” I giggled, Nick and me dating! “Get up and eat some breakfast we hit the road again today." I cheered knowing we'll all have so much fun on the bus. That is if Nick and I don’t get in a fight. “The media thinks we are a couple.” I sat on the edge of Nick’s bed. He looked at his phone and dialed a number.
“Hey Selena. I just called to warn you.” He spoke before I pulled away the phone.
"I'm so sorry, Lena I am." I told her.
"For what?" She asked confused. “Who is this?”
"I am Abigail Jonas and your Boyfriend is cheating on you with me." I held back my laughter.
"He's your brother!"
"I know just fore warning you, that the world thinks that I'm dating my brother."

Dad wound up calling a press conrence to clear up this mess. It was my first one of course I was a tad bit nervous. We sat at a long table on a raised platform in the front and the press was going crazy when they saw me up there. My hands were shaking as they were allowed to start asking us questions.
"What's your name?" Shouted one voice. I leaned slightly forward in my seat. I just knew I had that deer in the headlights look going on.
"I am Abigail." I answered the person trying to be pleasent and smile.
"Are you and Nick Dating?" Another asked me.
"No, I'm sure that's illigal." Adding in some of my humor, Joe says I got from him. Trying to come off as charming. "I'm Abigail Jonas. I'm his twin sister!" The reporters looked confused. "I'm 5 minutes older than him. I was born on September 16, 1992. You don't know who I am because I wanted to finish high school a normal teenager." The crowd went in to full pandimonium mode.