Broken Dagger, Southern Swagger
The bitch gets what's comming to her
Delilah’s P.O.V
“I do too, because she’s trying to sleep with Ben” Lyric spat angrily
I looked at her like she was completely and utterly insane. What the hell was she talking about!?
“Why the fuck would I want to sleep with Ben?! Umm do you not see Alex sitting right here!?” I cried. I saw Alex turn a little pink, but I didn’t care. It was the truth and everyone knew it.
“But you told someone on the phone that you were gonna fuck Ben!” Lyric snapped
“What!? Who told you that!?” I demanded
“Jamie?” Ben suggested quietly
Lyric and I both stopped. Actually everything I had heard about Lyric talking about Alex had come from Jamie. And I hadn’t started being mean to Lyric until she started being bitchy to me. I hadn’t even believed Jamie in the beginning… she was behind it!
“Jamie” I mumbled, “Jamie was the one who told me everything. Everything about what you had been doing. I didn’t even believe her at first, but then you bitched at me”
“But I thought it was true” Lyric said quietly, “like not at first but I just got so paranoid-“
I laughed, “Lyric I’ve always told you, you have paranoia problems”
She laughed and we got up to hug. She hadn’t meant anything she had said and done and I knew that now. Now I was happy.
The guys cheered as we hugged then separated giving each other the same mischievous look
“You thinking what I’m thinking?” I asked slyly
She grinned and tapped her chin thoughtfully, “ silver ware?”
“Nah, that might actually kill her and we’ll get charged” I replied then pointed to the table, “rolls?”
Lyric grinned, “roll’s it is then”
We grabbed the basket of rolls off of the table and dashed off out of the restaurant. We ran all the was down to the hotel where the buses were parked to find Jamie walking out of the Saint Alvia bus with her suitcase in hand
“Hey whore-face!” I yelled at her
She turned around in confusion
“Haha retard! You responded!” Lyric laughed triumphantly as we started to pelt her with the diner rolls.
“What the fuck!” she yelled, dodging the rolls
“You think you can mess with us? Well that’s what you get!” I laughed
We both laughed and chased after Jamie attacking her with diner rolls until she dashed into her hotel room screeching stupidly, but not Before Lyric took off one of her vans and threw it at her. Hitting her in the back of the head.
I threw the last roll at her door with a loud bang just before Lyric and I collapsed into a fit of laughter on the ground
“Oh my god you two” Ian gasped as the guys caught up with us, “wait why are you laughing?”
Lyric and I both started to laugh even harder.
“Wait!? Lyric where’s your shoe?” Ben asked
Now we were both rolling around on the ground on the verge of pissing ourselves. The guys all looked at us like we were insane but waited until we calmed down.
“Wow” I gasped as I at last calmed down, “I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time”
“Me neither” Lyric sighed, “you know what? I missed you Dee”
I grinned, “I missed you too Lyric”
“Yes” she replied in an old man voice, “indeed”
“Umm yes, quite” I said using my old man voice
“Ahahaha ummm”
“Indeed, indeed”
“Quite indeed”
“Umm brazier!”
“What the hell?” Lyric cried with a laugh, “brazier?!”
“You know it fits in!” I cried
“Humm touché” she said thoughtfully
I turned around to see everyone was laughing at us
“What?!” I demanded
Ben shook his head, “oh, how great it is to have the two retards back together!”
“Psh! You love us!” Lyric cried as she got up and jumped into Ben’s arms, kissing him
“Alex!” I cried happily, “I want some pop!”
“Gladly!” Alex laughed as I jumped into his arms and kissed him as well.
“Smut!!!” everyone yelled
“Oh fuck off!” Lyric cried
I just laughed.
“I do too, because she’s trying to sleep with Ben” Lyric spat angrily
I looked at her like she was completely and utterly insane. What the hell was she talking about!?
“Why the fuck would I want to sleep with Ben?! Umm do you not see Alex sitting right here!?” I cried. I saw Alex turn a little pink, but I didn’t care. It was the truth and everyone knew it.
“But you told someone on the phone that you were gonna fuck Ben!” Lyric snapped
“What!? Who told you that!?” I demanded
“Jamie?” Ben suggested quietly
Lyric and I both stopped. Actually everything I had heard about Lyric talking about Alex had come from Jamie. And I hadn’t started being mean to Lyric until she started being bitchy to me. I hadn’t even believed Jamie in the beginning… she was behind it!
“Jamie” I mumbled, “Jamie was the one who told me everything. Everything about what you had been doing. I didn’t even believe her at first, but then you bitched at me”
“But I thought it was true” Lyric said quietly, “like not at first but I just got so paranoid-“
I laughed, “Lyric I’ve always told you, you have paranoia problems”
She laughed and we got up to hug. She hadn’t meant anything she had said and done and I knew that now. Now I was happy.
The guys cheered as we hugged then separated giving each other the same mischievous look
“You thinking what I’m thinking?” I asked slyly
She grinned and tapped her chin thoughtfully, “ silver ware?”
“Nah, that might actually kill her and we’ll get charged” I replied then pointed to the table, “rolls?”
Lyric grinned, “roll’s it is then”
We grabbed the basket of rolls off of the table and dashed off out of the restaurant. We ran all the was down to the hotel where the buses were parked to find Jamie walking out of the Saint Alvia bus with her suitcase in hand
“Hey whore-face!” I yelled at her
She turned around in confusion
“Haha retard! You responded!” Lyric laughed triumphantly as we started to pelt her with the diner rolls.
“What the fuck!” she yelled, dodging the rolls
“You think you can mess with us? Well that’s what you get!” I laughed
We both laughed and chased after Jamie attacking her with diner rolls until she dashed into her hotel room screeching stupidly, but not Before Lyric took off one of her vans and threw it at her. Hitting her in the back of the head.
I threw the last roll at her door with a loud bang just before Lyric and I collapsed into a fit of laughter on the ground
“Oh my god you two” Ian gasped as the guys caught up with us, “wait why are you laughing?”
Lyric and I both started to laugh even harder.
“Wait!? Lyric where’s your shoe?” Ben asked
Now we were both rolling around on the ground on the verge of pissing ourselves. The guys all looked at us like we were insane but waited until we calmed down.
“Wow” I gasped as I at last calmed down, “I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time”
“Me neither” Lyric sighed, “you know what? I missed you Dee”
I grinned, “I missed you too Lyric”
“Yes” she replied in an old man voice, “indeed”
“Umm yes, quite” I said using my old man voice
“Ahahaha ummm”
“Indeed, indeed”
“Quite indeed”
“Umm brazier!”
“What the hell?” Lyric cried with a laugh, “brazier?!”
“You know it fits in!” I cried
“Humm touché” she said thoughtfully
I turned around to see everyone was laughing at us
“What?!” I demanded
Ben shook his head, “oh, how great it is to have the two retards back together!”
“Psh! You love us!” Lyric cried as she got up and jumped into Ben’s arms, kissing him
“Alex!” I cried happily, “I want some pop!”
“Gladly!” Alex laughed as I jumped into his arms and kissed him as well.
“Smut!!!” everyone yelled
“Oh fuck off!” Lyric cried
I just laughed.
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So thanks to music_is_love for commenting, as always ^.^.I think there's only one more part to go D: !