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The Emo Emu
One day the Emo Emu was hanging out at the front of the line at McDonalds, trying to read the sign.
"OHHH it pains me to read with one eye!" Said the Emo Emu, wishing he didn't wear an eye patch. Then the Emo Emu slapped himself because everyone knows eye patches are phat. That's why he had phat written on his eye patch.
PHAT!!
"PHAT!!" Emo Emu screamed and coincidentally accidentally poked the fat cashier's fat tummy. The fat cashier gasped and hit the Emo Emu over the head with a weasel with her fat hands.
FAT!!
Then the Emo Emu got emo and killed the whole town.
The End!!
"OHHH it pains me to read with one eye!" Said the Emo Emu, wishing he didn't wear an eye patch. Then the Emo Emu slapped himself because everyone knows eye patches are phat. That's why he had phat written on his eye patch.
PHAT!!
"PHAT!!" Emo Emu screamed and coincidentally accidentally poked the fat cashier's fat tummy. The fat cashier gasped and hit the Emo Emu over the head with a weasel with her fat hands.
FAT!!
Then the Emo Emu got emo and killed the whole town.
The End!!