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Frank the Furry sat in his teeny tiny bite sized candy coated llama-mama apartment in San Franksisco wondering why his home was the size of an atom.

"It must be because of eloping moose men." Frank said nervously, thinking about eloping men dressed as moose.

Ew. He shivered in his bunny costume.

"The balls are inert." He said in a desperate attempt to start an internet meme.

But he FAILED.

"OH Gerard, why have I failed you?!" He said and lassoed a moon.

"What!?" He cried, "This moon has a crack in it!"

"That's because it's my butt!" Bob said hurtfully and ran away to Greenland hoping it would be summer all year long there. He wasn't too bright.

Frank gasped and hugged his fluffy fabric tail which was attached to his butt with super glue fearfully.

"Mommy, am I gonna die?" He asked the Llama-Mama.

"No, you just have to believe in yourself and-"

Suddenly a group of cannibal llamas killed Llama-Mama and ate her for supper.

"WAAAHH!" Frank cried and jumped of the Golden Frank Bridge(Located in San Franksisco).

The End!