Program Terminated

< Accessing memory banks… >

< Files found… >

< 12947592985 documents for Cameras 1-8 at Tesco >

< Item 1A98Ced selected… >

< Buffering… >

< Playing: Camera 1, view of aisle 10 >

“Billy, put that down please. No hun, we can’t have cheerios.”

< Voice pattern analysing… >

< Voice traced- Mrs Robert Sulley (nee Veronica Lyle), 46, mother of three. >

< Potential Danger? >

< None. >

< Playing: Camera 2, view of checkout 2 >

“What do you mean ID? I’m 20, mate.”

“Sir, no ID, no purchase.”

“This is fucking crazy; I just want a single beer for the match.”

“Sir, I can’t serve you, now please leave before I call security.”

< Voice pattern analysing… >

< Voice 1 traced- Daniel Matthews, 15, attempting to purchase alcohol illegally. >

< Voice 2 traced- Lily Smith, 21, check-out girl, currently on duty. >

< Potential Danger? >

< 60 % to Voice 1, 10 % Voice 2 >

< Action? >

< Annihilate Voice 1. >

< Charging lasers… >

< Weapons ready. >

< 3, 2, 1… >

< Fired. >

< Target missed. >

< Time lapse- 0.0004 seconds >

“Shit! What was that?!”

“I don’t know…”

“It was the bloody camera!”

“Camera?!”

“I’m telling you, it was the bloody camera!”

“What’s going on here sir?”

< New voice pattern detected… >

< Analysing… >

< Voice 3 traced- Paul Johnson, 36, security. >

< Potential danger? >

< None. >

< Danger successfully avoided. >

< Playing: Camera 3, view of car park >

“Caw...”

< Voice pattern detected >

< Analysing… >

< Voice traced- Blackbird 1485A, 12 months. >

< Potential danger? >

< 2 % >

< Observing further… >

“Caw…”

< Target approaching… >

< Potential danger increasing… >

< Danger! >

< Damage sustained-
Minor scratching of lens.
Visibility impaired by excretion. >

< Action? >

< Annihilate. >

< Charging lasers… >

< Weapons ready. >

< 3, 2, 1… >

< Fired. >

“Caw!”

< Target destroyed. >

< Playing: Camera 4, view of back alley >

“Oh! Baby, oh!”

“Oh!”

< Voices detected. >

< Analysing… >

< Voice 1 traced- Alice Mitchel, 16, student, engaging in underage sexual activity. >

< Voice 2 traced- Kyle Sullivan, 17, student, engaging in underage sexual activity. >

< Potential Danger? >

< 100 % >

< Contempt for the law >

< Action? >

< Annihilate. >

< Charging lasers… >

< Weapons ready. >

< 3, 2, 1… >

< Fired. >

< Time lapse- 0.0006 >

“Arrrgghh! What the hell was that?!”

“What?”

“Some sort of bee or something…”

“Ignore it.”

“No, it stings to damn much.”

< Target hit, damage sustained. >

< Fire again? >

< No. Illegal activity discontinued. >

< Replaying: Camera 5, camera 4. >

“Arrrgghh! What the hell was that?!”

“What?”

“Some sort of bee or something…”

< Tracing laser action… >

< Located- camera 5. >

< Potential danger? >

< 100 % >

< Action? >

< Annihilate. >

< Charging lasers… >

< Weapons ready. >

< 3, 2, 1… >

< Fired. >

< Time lapse- 0.0006 >

< Target destroyed. >

< Self-maintenance check in progress… >

< 1198735365839 documents scanned… >

< Illegal activity located- destruction of government property. >

< Criminal- myself. >

< Action? >

< Self destruction. >

< Charging lasers… >

< Weapons ready. >

< 3, 2, 1… >

< Fired. >

< Start of file: Suicide Note. >

Well, I had a good life. Send my love to camera 8, she’s a beauty. Tell her I always loved her. But damn it, my wiring has crossed circuits or something… There’s nothing else to do, I’m stuck in my own hardwiring! Damn it.

< End of file. Time lapse- 0.000000000000001 seconds >

< Program terminated. >