I'm A One Man Show. I Don't Need No One.

I reached under the pillow, and found my phone.

Not everybody gets a fairytale endi--

Dillon: Kev, your ringers gay.
Aly: ... This isn't Kevin...
Dillon: Not unless he got a sex change... Who is this then?
Kelsey: I'm Kelsey.
Aly: And I'm Aly.
Dillon: Sweet. I'm Dillon. How'd you get my number? ...Or Kev's phone?
Aly: I'm on tour with him.
Kelsey: Weird... I'm on tour with Nick.
Dillon: And I'm on tour with the third asshole... Although Kev's cool. Except his ring tone isn't.
Aly: Um...
Kelsey: So, where are you both from?
Dillon: Well... I'm fr--Joe! Get the hell away from my bras! ... Why the hell are you looking at them anyways?! Your 21, and your telling me you've never seen a bra? Are you gay?
Aly: Excuse me when I say W-T-F?
Dillon: The assholes going through my suitcase, and found my bras. And he's telling me he's never seen one before. Ugh, I'm going to knock some sense into him... Feel free to call me or email me. Phones 555-6256, and my emails brokenheartedrocker.
Kelsey: Okay...
Aly: Got it...
Dillon: See ya.

I hung up, and dropped my phone.

"I'm not gay! I'm just respectful towards women." He mumbled. I rolled my eyes.

"Except me!" I shouted. He looked at the roof, and pretended to talk.

"Your just a bitch." He said. I glared, and tossed a pillow at his head. He let it hit his head.

"What was your ring tone?" He asked quietly. I gave him a confused glance.

"Random much, dork-face... It's one of my songs. It's not finished though." I said. He nodded slowly.

"... Can I hear it?" He asked. I gave him another look.

"No. It's not finished." I repeated. He sighed.

"The written part?" He asked. Okay, what the heck? He goes from asshole, to bra looker, to retard, to caring. Ploy?

"Um... I guess." I whispered, thinking over the lyrics.

"Not everybody gets fairytale ending.
And not everybody gets to see the sun shine.
But I've, been there before.
And I've, seen the moonlight.

But I could lie, and tell you I'm Fine.
But I won't." I sang awkwardly. I shifted slightly.

"Yeah, it's not that good, but... Yeah." I mumbled softly. For the first time, I think he smiled.