The Adventures of the Mini-Kaulitz Twins!

Sasha’s POV

Ok. So not only had Gustav and I been found out…But now there was a makeup adorned Tom standing in our lounge screaming at Joss…Gustav hastily started wiping my lipstick off his lips as quickly as possible so as not to get caught by everyone else. I didn’t know whether to laugh or still be completely shocked at this point…So I settled for laughing along with Hayden and Joss at the site of Tom…I mean, I had thought that Tom looked weird in Bill’s clothes…But seeing him now. Oh god. It seriously looked like Bill with dreads! He turned to look angrily at the three of US now.

“And what the hell are you doing in Gustav’s room?” He asked and now the laughter slowly died. Hayden opened her mouth, no doubt to say something perverted and probably give us away but I shot her a quick glare and she shut her mouth again.

“Well…Uhm…I was just…” I started awkwardly before I was cut off by Gustav.

“I misplaced my lucky drumsticks and she was helping me find them.” He said a little to quickly and now Tom was looking at him suspiciously, but before he could say anything Gustav started laughing his ass off, as if he had just realized that Tom had makeup on…

“Shut UP!” Tom yelled before storming out of the room.

“Aww, come on Tomi! Don’t be a spoiled sport! It looks hot!” Hayden yelled, chasing after him. Joss gave me a look that told me we would talk later before going after the two.

“Why can’t I do your nails!?” Joss yelled when she got out of the door…

“Do you think she’ll keep it a secret…?” Gustav asked.

“I don’t know…I’ll have to keep her away from the alcohol just in case though…She has a tendency towards severe word vomit when she is really drunk.” I said, shaking my head. If this got out…I dunno. But I don’t know how anyone would take it.

Hayden’s POV

“Tom, shut up. You look so pretty right now!” Joss said, I didn’t make him get his nails done…I wasn’t going to be that mean…Well. Shut up. I know I’m already being mean but you KNOW he deserves it.

“I do get to take this junk off before the interviews right…?” He asked and I rolled my eyes.

“Yes Tom. I already told you that. You have to wear it for the gig tonight though. So go ahead and wash it off and…Put some clothes on. As much as I love seeing you in nothing but boxers…I will admit it is a bit distracting.” I said, a small smirk appearing on my lips.

“Ew…I’m going to…Uhm…Torture Bill.” Joss said, getting to her feet and making a very quick exit. Tom took his chance and got to his feet immediately ran to the bathroom to wash his face off.

“Damnit! I can’t get these pants on!” Tom yelled from the bathroom.

“Take your boxers off!” I yelled back. I’m in one of THOSE moods today…And since I’m depriving Tom of his active sex life for the week I don’t think it would be a good idea for me to help him right now…

“I already tried that!” He said, opening the door a little and tossing his boxers out to prove it.

“Damnit…” I muttered before storming over there. I got a good view of his ass though. And something else when he turned around…Oh boy…

Joss’s POV

“Why do you guys insist on torturing us…?” Bill asked as I tossed some of Tom’s clothes to him.

“Because you bring it upon yourself.” I said, smiling sweetly at him. I was actually a bit surprised that he wasn’t yelling and screaming like Tom has been doing since his week of torture started…Hm. Oh well, it just made things easier.

“So I can’t even wear my makeup on stage?!” He yelled through the closed bathroom door. See, we are in mine and the girls suite right now because Hayden is torturing Tom in the twins suite…And I think Sasha is still helping Gustav look for that missing set of drumsticks…I wonder what poor lonely Georg is doing.

“No you can’t! No makeup at all, and your hair has to remain down! No lion mane for you!” I called through the door back at him. I could have swore I heard him cursing and then I distinctly heard a loud banging sound…So without another thought I opened the door to see Bill sprawled out on the floor of the bathroom. I couldn’t even hold back my laughter right now. He was tangled up in Tom’s trousers. He must have slipped when he was trying to put them on! “Oh my god!!” I had to lean against the door jamb to hold myself up as I clutched at my stomach.

“This ISN’T funny!” He griped, trying to get up, but stumbling again and falling right back onto his ass.

“What the hell is going on in here?” Sasha’s voice asked from the open doorway. I looked over and, without stopping in my laughter, motioned for both her AND Gustav to come and see this…They rushed over to where I was and Sasha pretty much collapsed onto the floor laughing.

“Oh god…I have to get Georg in here to see this…” Gustav said, smiling like crazy before running off.

“DON’T YOU DARE!!!” Bill yelled. I was waiting for him to start the yelling. Soon everyone was in our room while Bill was still struggling to stand. Finally though, when Tom and Hayden came in and Tom saw why we were all laughing he went in and helped him up like the good big brother he is…Sarcasm anyone? Once Bill was on his feet he was able to pull those trousers all the way on and grabbed the belt off of the counter to help KEEP them on.

“Dude…Tom…How the hell did you get into those pants?” Georg asked from somewhere behind me. Yeah, we are ALL in the bathroom doorway now. But can you seriously blame us? They are wearing each others clothes…I never thought I would see the day really. It was a bit disturbing…I was like if Hayden and I switched clothes for the day. Tom turned around and his face sort of flushed…Is THE Tom Kaulitz blushing? OH MY GOD! The twin with NO SHAME is actually blushing. I looked over at Hayden to see that SHE was blushing as well.

“Uh oh, what the hell happened?” I asked, looking between them.

“I uh…Sorta had to help him into those pants…” Hayden said, which caused the rest of us to burst right back into laughter…

Tom’s POV

Thank god those interviews are over…I don’t think sitting down is any better then standing up in these pants. Seriously I think Hayden picked out Bill’s tightest pair on PURPOSE…Just to make me even more uncomfortable then I already was! And now Bill is wearing MY clothes…Thank god my hats aren’t really made for people with normal hair. Now all we have to worry about is the sound check and the gig tonight…I already knew it was going to be hell. The sound check was total shit to say the least, I was moving around more then usual because I couldn’t seem to find a comfortable spot for my junk to sit…

I could hear Georg laughing from across the stage at me, but I was laughing more at Bill, who couldn’t dance around in my baggy clothes because he knew he would fall on his face if he did.

“Not so funny now is it Bill?” I asked and he flipped me the bird as we headed back to the green room, Bill tripping several times on the way there.

“I’m so glad we haven’t done anything to piss those girls off.” Georg said, shaking his head but still smiling. He was enjoying our torture…But trust me, he won’t enjoy it if I get the girls mad at him on my own...When we walked into the green room there were flashes of light which I could easily identify as cameras….They did not just take pictures…I swear, there are already interviews of us AND pictures of me with those girls from the mall…This is horrible.

“You guys just look so cute. We couldn’t resist!” Joss said, lowering her camera. Hayden was smirking proudly.

“Time to get your makeup done Tomi!” She said as Joss held up what I could only think of was a makeup bag…As she was putting thick eyeliner over my eye lids I couldn’t help but flinch and try and get away, but I knew if I moved to much she would hit me again like she did earlier…And I wasn’t up for that.

“I really don’t understand how you put up with this shit Bill.” I grumbled.

“Shut up Tom. Stop moving!” Joss said.

“I just think it’s funny that after all the times the two of you have made fun of one another for what you wear…Now it’s reversed. I wonder if you two will continue to make fun of each other for it.” Gustav said, and by the tone of his voice it was VERY obvious that he was trying not to laugh right now…Screw him.

Hayden’s POV

It was finally time for the concert. And guess where the three of us are right now…You know that 5 foot space between the barrier that keeps the fans back and the stage? Where all the security guards stand? Yeah, that’s where we are right now. We had worked it out with the guys that we could stand here and get a good view of the show…And what I mean by that is that we could get a good view of the Twins making complete fools of themselves. They had just gotten through Reden when Tom looked like he was having problems…He was supposed to be starting the intro to Ich Brech Aus right now…

“Tom, what’s wrong with you?” Bill asked, actually talking into the microphone so that not only could Tom hear him, but everyone else as well.

“I…I can’t get comfortable in these pants.” He said into his own microphone. All the fans were still screaming but I knew they were probably very confused.

“Well, while Tom figures himself out why don’t I tell you just why we are wearing each others clothes in the first place?” Bill said, turning his attention back to the crowd who went completely nuts, wanting to know. “Alright, well, there are these girls on our tour crew…Completely off their rockers. But that is completely besides the point. Well, my brother and I made the mistake of making a bet with these girls…And we both lost. I’m sure most of you already know that Tom made a bet with them…But I did to. So this is one of the consequences of losing the bet! We have to dress like the other for a while. But don’t get used to it!” When he finished his mini story he looked back over at Tom who gave him a thumbs up.

They made it to the intro of Leb Die Sekunde before Tom just stopped playing all of a sudden. I will tell you though, it was pretty funny just how quickly Bill shot a glare at him for stopping. And of course it was also funny that when Bill went to walk over to him he tripped on his trousers…And fell down. Tom burst into laughter but as soon as he moved he froze and just stood stock still as a look of discomfort crossed his features. The audience was started to quiet now, wanting to make sure Bill was alright and when he got up and gave the crowd a thumbs up they started screaming again…

“What is wrong with you now Tom?” Bill asked, just deciding to use the mic instead of walking all the way over to Tom…

“Well…Uhm…I can’t feel my dick anymore.” Laughs and excited screams erupted through the arena as the girls and I pretty much collapsed against one another laughing. “Seriously! I need to put on a different pair of pants! My dick is going numb!” I knew that boy had no shame but I didn’t think he would announce that to an arena of screaming girls…Most of which were under aged and with their PARENTS! We rushed back stage as Bill told the crowd they were going to take a short break and we ended up making it back to the green room before they did and just collapsed in a heap on the floor laughing.

Gustav’s POV

I was supporting Georg as we stumbled laughing our back into the green room. Tom was limping ahead of us, pulling at the pants he was wearing.

“DUDE! Don’t take those off HERE!” Georg shouted. It really did seem like he was going to do it to. When we got into the green room the girls were pretty much crying because they were laughing so hard and were all strewn about the floor.

“I can’t believe you just said that in front of under aged fans and their PARENTS!” Joss laughed out and now I saw Tom’s face…Apparently he had forgotten about that.

“Shit…” He said, grabbing the bag that held some spare clothes before limping off into the bathroom to change.

“Oh my god…GIMPY COME BACK! Don’t be mad at us!” Hayden yelled through her own laughter before scrambling to her feet and going with him.

“Is it just me or does it seem like whenever Tom has to change…Or just get undressed that Hayden runs right on after him?” I asked, looking around at everyone as the laughter slowly died out.

“Well, you do remember that she had to help him into those pants in the first place right…?” Sasha asked and I couldn’t seem to keep my face from flushing when she looked me in the eyes and I nodded. “Well, do any of YOU wanna go in there and help him OUT of those pants?” She asked next and was answered with all of us furiously shaking our heads. “See, I didn’t think so…And I’m sure as hell not going to help him either. So…That just leaves Hayden as the only one willing enough.” She said. It was true though.

“FUCK!” Tom’s voice yelled from the bathroom and we all froze and turned to stare at the door.

“I don’t want to know…” Bill groaned, plugging his ears quickly and walking around in circles…But ending up tripping over his trousers and falling on his ass. That didn’t stop him from plugging his ears though.

“Don’t be such a baby Tom!” Hayden’s voice said next.

“Fuck you! Just…Help me get the hell out of these!” Oh thank god…I thought they might have been actually…Ew.

“I already told you Tom, I would LOVE to fuck you. But you aren’t allowed sex this week! Now HOLD STILL!” We all remained silent now and just listened to them yell at each other.

“I swear to god if I can’t get it up anymore after this you’ll be sorry!” There was silence for a moment…

“Well, you aren’t the only pretty guy out there Tom, I’m sure I’ll survive if I can’t sleep with you.” Hayden responded. Silence ensued once more as we stared at the door. I know its weird of us…But what else are we supposed to do? They are pretty much shouting so it wouldn’t matter if we tried NOT listening to them.

“OH GOD!” Ok…Now THAT was not something we needed to hear…Because Tom didn’t shout that…He moaned it!!!

“I’M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!” Joss screamed, covering her ears now like Bill. Hayden and Tom emerged a minute or so later, Hayden smiling that wicked smile of hers and Tom looking like he wanted to strangle her. But hey, at least he was now in a pair of pants that were slightly looser then the ones he was wearing before…

“Now get out there and finish the show already!” Hayden said, pretty much shoving the lot of us out of the green room…

Tom’s POV

That woman is going to pay. I swear it. Not only was I being deprived of my sex life…But she took every chance she could to tease me! So now I had to play through the rest of the concert with a boner…And why am I telling you this you ask? Well, because you should have probably guessed it anyways, and because I’m in serious pain right now.

“I can’t wait to get out of these clothes…” Bill grumbled as he tripped his way through the hall towards our suite. We finished the concert with no more interruptions from me and it went well I guess. The girls are absolutely pissing themselves laughing still, Hayden must have told them about what she did to me in the bathroom…Fuck this. As soon as I walked into the room after Bill I slammed and locked the door.

“I don’t care WHAT she says, I’m putting my own damn clothes back on!” I grumbled.

“I agree. It is way to weird seeing you in my clothes…Even though it is funny.” Bill said, laughing a little as I grabbed my own bag and started pulling clothes out to wear.

“TOM I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CHANGE YOU’LL REGRET IT!!!” Hayden’s voice yelled from the other side of the door.

“FUCK OFF!” I yelled back before disappearing off into my room and changing into my OWN clothes…

Joss’s POV

Hayden stormed into the room and plopped angrily down on the couch between Sasha and I.

“What did he do this time?” I sighed out. Every time she was mad or huffy about something these days it was Tom’s fault. So I didn’t bother cutting corners.

“He’s changing back into his own clothes.” She said, adjusting the hat that she had snagged from Tom. You know the ‘Hater’ hat? Yeah…That one.

“Aww, what a drag!” Sasha said. We all thought it was amusing to see Tom in Bill’s clothes.

“Yeah, but I have the perfect way to finish out my week of torture for him…So don’t worry about that.” Hayden said, a malicious grin spreading across her face. I don’t really know what goes on in that head of hers all the time. Which is a good thing because I’m pretty sure that I would see some things that would probably scar me fore life in there…But I knew whatever she was planning on doing would do that anyways. Because it usually did in some way.

“Well, now that you are in your evil mastermind mode…What’s going on with you and Gustav Sasha?” I asked and laughed when her face turned bright red.

“Uhm…Well…Er…” She stammered, which pretty much told me that she had been caught doing SOMETHING with him…

“OH! Spill it!” I yelled.

“I caught those two making out!” Hayden yelled out, laughing her ass off as Sasha turned an impossible shade of red now.

“I KNEW IT!!!” There was something else on my mind right now though, so I couldn’t help but not be as enthusiastic about Sasha and Gustav being caught making out…