The Adventures of the Mini-Kaulitz Twins!

Hayden’s POV

As soon as we ran out of the room I pulled the girls into another room.

“I want to get the hell out of these straps…” I said and Joss nodded quickly in agreement.

“Definitely. Plus we can’t be mistaken for Bill and Tom if we have boobs now can we!” She said. It took us forever because Joss didn’t want to mess up her hair…But we ended up pretty much MAKING her mess her own hair up…Once we finished with the straps we both gave a long sigh of relief. “It feels good to be a girl again…” Joss said. I pulled my cap and head sock off before pulling my dreads out of their pony tail and letting them fall.

“Oh yeah. Lets just get the hell out of here so we can get packing!!!” I shouted and off we went. Luckily no one thought that we were the twins now so we didn’t get bothered, except by security who just gave us dirty looks as we went.

“Things are going to get pretty interesting from now on.” Sasha said as I climbed awkwardly into the drivers seat. Damn trousers wanting to fall off…

“Definitely. It is kind of gay that we have to pretty much be their slaves though…” Joss said as she slid into the passenger seat. I waited for Sasha to get in before I started up the p.o.s and started off for home as fast as I could without killing us OR the van…

“Well look at it this way you two, we get to eat, sleep, live and breathe MUSIC all the time.” Sasha said.

“Yeah…And possibly some sex and heavy petting added in there as well.” I said with a cat like grin spreading across my lips.

“God…I’m starting to think you and Tom should be related instead of him and Bill!” Joss said, laughing a little.

“But then I couldn’t get down his pants. And trust me, both me AND Tom could fit in those pants with not problem…” It’s a good thing I’m driving because I knew that if I wasn’t I probably would have gotten hit for that one…Once home I scrambled up the stairs after Sasha and Joss, tripping over my trousers in my excitement. Tour, tour, tour, tour…Possible sex slave…Tour, tour, tour!!! We burst through the door of our apartment and immediately went to our respective rooms to start packing! And yes, I am bringing my hats and baggy Tom like clothes…Why? Because without the straps holding my boobs hostage they are very comfortable to wear. Plus I love my hats…Most of the time.

Tom’s POV

“This is the best idea you have ever had Gustav.” I said as we got back.

“I really don’t know about this…Those girls are crazy.” Georg said and Bill nodded in agreement.

“So what? It’ll be nice for things to not be a total sausage fest for once…” I said, ducking as Bill went to smack me.

“We’re going to have to get used to them because we are going to be stuck with them for quite a while…Plus maybe the bus won’t constantly smell now.” Gustav added in. Which would be another bonus and of course Hayden seemed to be all to willing…And you know what that means. We set about getting ready for sleep after that, making sure we weren’t forgetting anything and whatnot. And I couldn’t help but be a little excited myself. I mean seriously, chicks on the bus with us! And they aren’t squealing nutty groupies! Well…They are a bit crazy. But that’s not the point. Plus we don’t have to worry about keeping the bus neat, cleaning, cooking or shopping for the whole tour!

Joss’s POV

Are we really supposed to be able to sleep when we are this excited? I don’t think any of us are going to be able to sleep a wink and will probably just pass out the second we get on the bus in the morning…Oh yeah, that reminds me…4am! Are they serious?! Why in gods name would anyone want to be awake let alone out of bed at that hour…

“You guys done?!” Hayden called. I was guessing she was in the living room now because her room is across from mine and she didn’t sound that close.

“ALMOST! I want to make sure I bring all of my accessories with me! And my make-up!” I yelled back, making sure that everything was packed so that nothing would get broken, spilled, smashed…Yeah. You get what I mean.

“Just about!” Sasha called back.

“You guys are slow!”

“The only reason you are always done first is because YOU don’t have as much stuff to worry about! All you have are jeans t-shirts and hats!” I yelled back, zipping up my suit case and grabbing my make-up bag, and the duffle bag I was using for my extra stuff that wouldn’t fit in my large suit case. I pulled everything out and met both Sasha and Hayden in the living room.

“And just because I would rather be comfortable then glamorous doesn’t mean you can take 2 and a half hours to pack.” Hayden replied now that I was out of my room. She was smiling in that way that always reminded me of Tom. Yes, of course I know that we look freakishly like the twins when we want to…But still. It’s weird. But we aren’t called the Mini Kaulitz twins for nothing yanno.

“Well you could at least TRY to make an effort to look your gender.” I grumbled, sticking my pierced tongue out at her.

“Yeah, I could say the same thing about Bill.” Oh, she didn’t just go there…

“Well at least Bill has morals. Unlike that man whore of a brother of his.” I countered. This has happened before and usually it goes from us insulting each other, to the twins, and then it ends back at insulting one another before we just fall over laughing because we try to keep a straight face through it all and fail.

“Alright you guys, knock it off. Lets just TRY and get some sleep. We only have a few hours until they will be here to pick us up.” Sasha said. Hayden shrugged her shoulders indifferently.

“No point in sleeping. I’m going to take a shower and change into the clothes I set aside.” She said. I would have been a little annoyed that she was stealing the first shower again…But she was right, she did take the least time between Sasha and I when it came to showers. So Sasha and I settled down in the living room, leaving our stuff by the door.

Gustav’s POV

I hope I did the right thing in suggesting that they just come with us…I mean, it’s not like with all of us around they can get into to much trouble right…? I hope not. Because I really do NOT want to deal with the drama that would come with it. Besides, they work in a restaurant, and by the look of their apartment they are very neat people…And Hayden was a pretty good cook. We just had to get used to being around them is all. Not to bad…While we were on our way to their apartment in the bus to get them I couldn’t help but really think about this. It’s not like I fancy talking all that much…

“Why are you so awake Tom…” Bill grumbled, he was the LAST person that wanted to be awake, let alone going to pick up 3 crazy females that had impersonated him and his brother twice now…

“Because there are finally going to be bearable girls on this bus…Seriously, when was the last time we had girls on this bus that weren’t constantly squealing, giggling, or screaming randomly whenever we did something…?” Tom said, leaning back and slouching down in his seat.

“Never really. Unless you count the crew members…But still…They are nuts.” Bill said.

“Yeah! I know they didn’t impersonate me or anything, but really, they fooled Gustav and I twice now. And performed half a concert as you two.” Georg cut in.

“Let’s just…Not talk about this anymore. Clean slate guys. None of this ever happened…” I said, knowing this would turn into a shouting match at some point. Georg would butt out but the twins would keep at it. I’m pretty sure that Bill is way to tired to keep arguing right now though so it quieted down again.

Sasha’s POV

By the time the clock read 3:30 we were all bouncing off the walls of the apartment, strung out on candy and coffee, waiting to be picked up. We had all taken showers and made ourselves more presentable. Joss and Hayden dressing like they usually do…Which is still very Kaulitz twin like really…And me…Well…Yeah. I don’t impersonate celebrities so I always look normal. Joss had decided on leaving her hair down and flat ironed it and of course you can’t do much with dreads so Hayden just had them up and out of her way with a black bandanna wrapped around her head.

We actually aren’t making that much noise because we know we’ll get yelled at like crazy for it…

“I need to get more Gummy Bears!” Joss said, tipping over her bag to show us that it was empty.

“We’ll get more, just shut up!” Hayden said, pouring herself yet ANOTHER cup of coffee…Oh god…I know they already hate us but they haven’t seen us wired on coffee yet…Then they will probably reconsider taking us with them…Soon enough a loud knock came at the door and we pretty much fell over one another just to answer it. Joss ended up getting to the door first though and yanked it open. Tom and Gustav were standing there with two guys behind them, probably to take our luggage.

“You guys are…Awfully alert…” Tom said, eyeing us all a little.

“Coffee is god.” Joss said, nodding thoughtfully.

“Ok…These guys are Saki and Tobi. Security of course…” Tom said next and I was wondering if he was just grumpy or didn’t feel like being a total perv right now…Before we could even try the two large men took our things and headed off down the stairs and to where I assumed the bus was parked.

Hayden’s POV

I love Coffee. Really I do. It makes for a happy day! Sasha opted on bringing the laptop and her camera down herself and when Tom asked what the camera was for I just smiled and winked at him.

“You’ll see when everyone else is asleep.” I said, wiggling my eye brows at him suggestively.

“You are way to much like him you know.” Gustav said, shocking me the slightest bit. Since when does he talk?

“I bet I’m more of a pervert then he is!” I shouted, putting my hands on my hips when we got to the door of the bus.

“Yeah right…” Tom said laughing as he went through the door.

“You just wait and see Tom! Hayden can perv circles around you! We know this.” Joss said, walking in after him. Once we were all on and the bus started moving the three of us sat around a little away from the boys.

“I’VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!” Joss screamed, making everyone jump…But once that was said you KNOW we had to finish the song…

“SHUT UP YOU CRAZY FEMALES!” Did we just get shouted at by a cranky Kaulitz twin? I think we did…

“What the hell are you on?” Georg asked, actually laughing a bit at our antics.

“Coffee and Candy…ACK! I’m still out of gummy bears!” Joss said, pouting a bit at the loss of her gummy bears…

Tom’s POV

It thankfully didn’t long for the three of them to crash out and we just left them where they were for now, not wanting to risk waking them and invoking more annoying songs…They went through ‘It’s a small world.’ Once or twice before going through ‘The song that never ends…’ And of course since it doesn’t END we had to actually throw stuff at them to get them to shut up. And THEN! They went through the song that gets on every bodies nerves. Yeah. I know. Why did we all agree to this?

Granted they were strung out on caffeine and sugar…But still…They aren’t allowed coffee of ANY kind at ALL on the tour…

“No coffee for them…Ever.” Bill said, speaking my thoughts for me.

“Agreed!” We all said. I looked over at the three snoozing girls again and just shook my head. Now I knew why people got annoyed with my brother and I so easily sometimes…It is a bit creepy just how alike Josceline and Hayden are to Bill and I…Very, very creepy…After a while we started to get tired again and traipsed off up the stairs to the bunks. Yes, we left the girls where they were. If you want to wake them up you go right on ahead! I’m not doing it…

Joss’s POV

Oh yay…Sleeping boys. This should be fun. We had talked to the driver when we woke up and he told us we would be getting to where we were going very soon so what was the use in letting them sleep now huh?

“Should we just use the old ‘Beat the pot with a spoon’ method?” Hayden asked. We are sitting around the little kitchen table discussing just how we are going to wake the boys up of course.

“Either that or we could dump water on them.” I said, smiling just a little.

“No water…We have to clean up the mess remember?” Sasha said and my smile fell.

“That sucks…Well. Let’s just go up there and jump on them!” Hayden suggested and without waiting for us to agree she got up and headed quickly for the stairs. I knew exactly who she was going to jump on…This could be fun though, so we followed her up.

“WAKE UP CALL!!!” She screamed, running at Tom’s bunk as Sasha and I picked our own person to jump on. Sasha decided to just jump on the closest person to her, which was Gustav…And I decided on Georg because if you guys have seen the Zimmer 483 tour documentary then you know how cranky Bill is when he wakes up. There were loud shouts, yells and curses coming from every direction and of course, our random laughter.

“We’re almost there!!!” I yelled as the three of us quickly retreated down the stairs again. They wouldn’t be able to sleep after that…