Tony Had an Accident

Dear Bill,

Its good to hear from ya' buddy boy. I'm doin' just fine, hows you doin?

So, you wanna know what happened? Well heres what happened.

So I was driven along, ya see, when I noticed that my hair was out of wack so I fixed it no problem. Then I noticed that the car in fron'a me stopped sos naturally I slammed on my breaks causing my car to spin oud'a control and I was freaking out.

Then, there was this ramp, and my car was spinning towards it, shooting up and over the car in fron'a me which exploded on the spot, it's parts flying every this way and that hitting my car causing me to go into a death spiral which I got out of, landing beautifully if ya know what I'm sayin'.

So uh, now that I'm okay, the dude who's car like exploded is suein' me, saying that I'm the reason his car got wrecked or something, and get this.... The cops believe him! Sos now that ya know what happened why don't you come down to my trial and help me out, eh?

I mean after all, what are friends for?

~Tony