Bam Margera's My Dad - What!

I was more than thankful to get out of that damn car. Wednesday and Ville were talking about music loudly and Bam was hyper as all hell, so Missy ended up driving, and taking Bams redbull off him.

The entire car trip i was sitting quietly staring out my window.

I couldn't help but feel out of place. I needed to get some friends around West Chester. I need to get outside the house again. I was starting to get a little claustrophobic.

I was also disappointed that Jerry wasn't moving to West Chester, Because Derek didn't want to, even though Jerry had already accepted a job over here. I want to bitch slap this 'Derek' so hard he'll turn straight, and from i had heard, that was going to be one hard bitchslap.

" Missy gimme back my redbull!" bam whined as soon as we pulled over in front of what i had guessed was the tattoo parlour. It looked a little dodgy but meh.
Bam jumped out of the hummer, opened my door and pulled me out. Fuck missy and her giving Bam back his redbull. I want a redbull too.

Bam dragged me inside and pushed me down into the dodgy looking sofa, then ran over too the counter
" Wait...JADE! I NEED THE PICTURE!" Bam yelled at me. I’m less than ten feet away. He could walk over and ask me nicely.

I’d spent a fair while searching 'Google' images to find the exact tattoo I wanted. It was getting it on the back of my neck in a darker shade of purple than it was in the picture

"I’m not fucking moving you fuck you come over here and fucking get it!" I said than giggled at how many times i had said fuck in that one sentence

I noticed a kid, well I’ll be a bit more specific, a boy smile from behind the counter. Bam walked over then dragged me towards the counter. Gosh he is a bit immature and that is such an understatement.

Upon closer inspection... I make it sound like he's a car, I noticed he had Black shoulder length hair, blue eyes and was wearing a Hanoi rocks tee shirt with ripped skinny jeans and his name tag was upside down. I know this was a stupid thing to do, but i tried turning my head to read it.

"Jade! I'm the only one allowed to do that!" Wednesday yelled through the door. I flipped him off make Ville laugh at him. Ville laughs a lot.

" It says Jay,” he stated. At least i can stop calling him ‘Hanoi rocks’ in my mind now.

"If i had a nametag it would say Jade." I said back. I don’t know why but ‘Jay’ gives off a hyperactive vibe. I like it!

"I know. Everyone in Chester does. You’re basically a celebrity” he said with a slight laugh
“ Want my autograph?” I joked.

Jay and me joked around for a few minutes before, what I guessed; Jay’s boss walked out and started yelling at him the fight went on for about a minute. With jay, no doubt, holding back what he was going to scream at him.

“JUST BECAUSE I’M YOUR LITTLE BROTHER DOESN’T MEAN YOU FUCKING OWN ME! YOU WERE BEGGING ME TO FUCKING WORK HERE YOU MEASLY DOG WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO ME!” Jay finally exploded. To tell you the truth it actually kinda scared me.

“ Get back to work” Jay’s brother mumbled, then walked off. In response to his brothers last comment Jay lifted his foot and pulled off his shoe then threw it at his brother. It landed with a dull ‘thunk’ against the back of his head. I couldn’t help but laugh… again an understatement, I was crying from the laughter.

“ Another fight with Pete Grim?” asked a brunette wearing a HIM shirt [I bet Ville blushed when she walked passed him] asked from the door holding two cups of coffee. Fuck redbull! I want coffee.

“ Gee how did you guess that Liss?” Jay asked walking over to where his shoe was and pulled it on then walked back over and accepted the coffee this ‘Liss’ offered him.

“Just so you know Grim is my nickname but instead of an ‘i’ it has an exclamation point like in P!nk” Jay said. “ oh and Liss this is Jade and… Aw fuck it meet each other” jay said sitting on the counter, as I sat on the ground, my legs were getting sore.

“Hey … Holy shit, are your eyes purple?” Liss asked. FINALLY! someone has noticed that my eyes are purple! Bet you didn’t know that… everyone?

“ You have to be the only person that has ever noticed my eye’s I’d hug you but I’m down here” I said.

“Yo jade! Your turn!” bam shouted out, skipping over and pulling me up off the ground. I got a bit of a head spin from getting up so fast.

And hour more or less later my tattoo was done. I was looking at it in the mirror I cant believe I now have a tattoo.

“It feels weird having your first tattoo done.” Bam said from behind me. “But soon you’ll want another one done. What the fuck are you getting?” Bam turned and asked Ville

“You’ll see Bammio,” Ville said with a sly smile on his face.