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Bam Margera's My Dad - What!
You Let Me Violate You
"What the fuck does it even mean" Bam asked ville from the 'shotgun' seat as it is to be known from now on. Bam said so.
"Does it look like i give a fuck?" Ville, Wednesday and I said in unison
[D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F]
"Your mother isn't going to like it" Bam said crossing his arms. I looked down at my phone and tuned out the rest of their conversation.
While we were waiting for Ville's tattoo to be done, Gr!m and Liss took my phone and stole my number, much like Hades did last night.
Speaking of Hades, he's not sticking to his promise I haven't seen him all day. Then again the whole point of stalking someone is not to be found out about it.
Nice thinking Jade now you feel paranoid, god your a dumbshit.
Did i just insult myself, fuck I'm starting to lose my mind.
"Bam! I demand you give me coffee or I'll lash out like Charles Manson at an Ashlee Simpson concert" I yelled. I scared everyone. Yay party at Bams!
" Charles Manson at an Ashlee Simpson concert? How the fuck did you come up with that?" Wednesday asked
"Shut up or you'll be next pretty boy" I sneered and clicked my fingers for an added effect. what effect you ask? Its got me fucked.
"You think I'm pretty" Wednesday said pretending to shy away from me and played with his blue dread.
"Jade, you can have the rest of mine. They put to many sugars in it anyways" Missy said and passed her Starbucks coffee back to me.
After doing a little victory dance I took a sip, Miss was right instead of one the put eight, those motherfuckers, oh well, coffee is coffee.
"He's going out to forget they were together...."
"What ape?" Bam said. i guess this was his way of answering the phone "Really?...Well give her a fucking room...What about dunn's?... Fuck him! He can sleep on the deck if he wants to be a bitch about it...Look I'll sort it out when i get home. Bye ape" bam said hanging up
"the winner of that myspace competition is at castle" Bam said to Missy
--> to the castle of Bam-->
"Yo ape come check out the tattoo's...APE...APRIL!" Bam yelled
" what Bam? I was talking to our guest. Darl come up here and meet everyone." April said behind her.
A girl that looked about my age with heavy black eyeliner and big brown eyes walked up the stairs chewing on her lips nervously.
"Demon child this in Annaleigh from uh..."ape said but then trailed off.
"Belleville, New Jersey" Annaleigh said just above a whisper
" Bam! I like her, can we keep her I'll take good care of her I promise." I said jumping on the spot and clapping my hands. see what a regular Starbucks coffee with eight sugars can do to you.
"Yeah whatever were going out to the pool. come out and play when your ready. FOLLOW MINONS!" Bam yelled and headed outside with everyone flipping him off and heading in different directions.
"Come on I'll show you around since BAM IS A DICK AND DIDN'T OFFER TO DO IT." I yelled gaining his attention which resulted in him flipping me off.
We live in such a polite house
"Does it look like i give a fuck?" Ville, Wednesday and I said in unison
[D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F]
"Your mother isn't going to like it" Bam said crossing his arms. I looked down at my phone and tuned out the rest of their conversation.
While we were waiting for Ville's tattoo to be done, Gr!m and Liss took my phone and stole my number, much like Hades did last night.
Speaking of Hades, he's not sticking to his promise I haven't seen him all day. Then again the whole point of stalking someone is not to be found out about it.
Nice thinking Jade now you feel paranoid, god your a dumbshit.
Did i just insult myself, fuck I'm starting to lose my mind.
"Bam! I demand you give me coffee or I'll lash out like Charles Manson at an Ashlee Simpson concert" I yelled. I scared everyone. Yay party at Bams!
" Charles Manson at an Ashlee Simpson concert? How the fuck did you come up with that?" Wednesday asked
"Shut up or you'll be next pretty boy" I sneered and clicked my fingers for an added effect. what effect you ask? Its got me fucked.
"You think I'm pretty" Wednesday said pretending to shy away from me and played with his blue dread.
"Jade, you can have the rest of mine. They put to many sugars in it anyways" Missy said and passed her Starbucks coffee back to me.
After doing a little victory dance I took a sip, Miss was right instead of one the put eight, those motherfuckers, oh well, coffee is coffee.
"He's going out to forget they were together...."
"What ape?" Bam said. i guess this was his way of answering the phone "Really?...Well give her a fucking room...What about dunn's?... Fuck him! He can sleep on the deck if he wants to be a bitch about it...Look I'll sort it out when i get home. Bye ape" bam said hanging up
"the winner of that myspace competition is at castle" Bam said to Missy
--> to the castle of Bam-->
"Yo ape come check out the tattoo's...APE...APRIL!" Bam yelled
" what Bam? I was talking to our guest. Darl come up here and meet everyone." April said behind her.
A girl that looked about my age with heavy black eyeliner and big brown eyes walked up the stairs chewing on her lips nervously.
"Demon child this in Annaleigh from uh..."ape said but then trailed off.
"Belleville, New Jersey" Annaleigh said just above a whisper
" Bam! I like her, can we keep her I'll take good care of her I promise." I said jumping on the spot and clapping my hands. see what a regular Starbucks coffee with eight sugars can do to you.
"Yeah whatever were going out to the pool. come out and play when your ready. FOLLOW MINONS!" Bam yelled and headed outside with everyone flipping him off and heading in different directions.
"Come on I'll show you around since BAM IS A DICK AND DIDN'T OFFER TO DO IT." I yelled gaining his attention which resulted in him flipping me off.
We live in such a polite house
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hey my humble little slaves.it happens to be new years day in AUS and i'm going to a friends house for a while so i might not be updating for a while. its not really like i update regualry as it is
anways
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Have. An. Evil. Day