Bam Margera's My Dad - What!

Three weeks had passed since I had eaten Bams ice cream. Man that was good ice cream.

Anna, Gr!m, Liss and I we're in-separable. We all enjoyed harassing Bam and making Gr!m look pretty with Missy.

Liss and Gr!m were ALWAYS over getting drunk with Anna and I. When we'd drink ourselves to sleep, Missy would be motherly and ring their parents to let them know it was another un-expected sleepover. Bam got along with them as well.

At the current time we we're skating into the pool, well attempting too. I was doing better than everyone because I knew how to skate.

But if it was funny bam said it was going on CKY5.

Uncle Jess was sitting on the side of the pool attempting to dry off since Bam and I had pushed him into the pool. He deserved it. And yes I had finally met him, egged him and antiqued him. That on CKY5 as well.

"Jade you okay? You zoned out." Liss asked holding Aphrodite. Did I mention we got a dog? Bam decided we needed another animal in the castle so we go a pup and I named her Aphrodite, Aph for short. She was a little cutie.

“Just fine" I said "but can you do me a favor dear? You see I'm hanging for a ..." I said before Liss interrupted me "....smoke? Yeah I'll go get them" Liss said walking towards the deck.

I leaned forward on my cracked skateboard. I tried to jump the deck railing. I missed and hit it. It really hurt but everyone was laughing because of it.

As I took off my attention was averted from hitting the water and not killing myself, to covering my eyes because Novak screamed from the deck "I'M NAKED!” I lost my balance and crashed head first into the side of the pool. I felt the blood trickling down my face before I fell back into the pool and lost consciousness.

--> Some time later -->

I woke up again and instantly fell back down from the pain in my head. As I slowly opened my eyes, blinking a few times allowing my eyes to adjust to the light.

"Who tried to cut my head open with an English muffin?" I muttered slightly slurred.

"Thank fuck" I heard bam, I think, mutter.

"What the fuck happened" I moaned, lying back on the pillow. Staring at the... white roof?

“You split your head open on the side of the pool. You nearly drowned." Missy said stroking Bam’s hair as his head lazed on her shoulder. Yeah they're a couple now. They went on their date and decided that they were actually in love so they decided that it was going to be a real marriage.

"How many stitches?" I asked raising my hand to the side of my head and instantly recoiled when another sharp pain shot through my head.

"eight." bam said in a sad tone. I guess the whole me cracking my head open and nearly dying really worried him.

“I’m in a hospital aren't I?" I asked looking at my arm and seeing the drip. Yup theory confirmed.

"Yeah dear you are. And Hades wants to know if you'll be up to that movie still. We kind of answered your phone. Your ringtone isn't very hospital friendly you know." missy said with a smile.

It’s true. Anyways I and Hades were supposed to be going to the movie in two nights. He wants to see twilight. I didn't really care. I kind of liked Hades in that more thank friend’s way. So I wouldn't be watching the screen.