Bam Margera's My Dad - What!

We boarded another plane whilst i was still on the phone to Phil. Yes i Mean CM punk himself. At first he had ring to wish me a happy birthday which was soon. Bam declared that we were going to the north of Finland to meet and destroy things with the Dudesons. Phil laughed his arse off when i said i was craving destruction.

"You would make a really good wrestler you know... get the fuck off me john! Fucking weirdo!" Phil exclaimed. Apparently John Cena was trying to rape his leg. So i reminded Phil it wasn't rape if you enjoyed it. He laughed then called me a bitch.

20 minutes later we touched down in... Some city i can’t pronounce so we'll call it pinecone. I couldn't spell the fucker either.

I felt extra lonely during this plane trip. Soph, Liss and Gr!m wanted to have no contact with me. That’s just fine with me. I was perfectly happy catching up with Phil. but my mind kept wandering.

"All right princess i got to go and perform. Be good and if you can’t, be good at it bye." Phil said then hung up on me

I leaned my head back on the chair as silently said to myself

"what the fuck happened to me?