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Bam Margera's My Dad - What!

Black Dress With The Tights Underneath

" Look I'm a lot older than you therefore I’ve been watching a lot more anime. Kakashi would so beat Zidane!" i said re-instating that Kakashi was the shit when it came to Anime characters.

Want to know what the fuck I'm doing? Arguing with an 11 year old which anime character is better, whilst on the plane back to America. Oh and by Zidane i mean the one out of Final Fantasy 9 . Zidane may have swords but Kakashi has the fucking sharigon

"But Zidane could summon Shiva then everyone would be dead." he shot back "if Kakashi used to much of his chakra he'd -" he was cut off by the intercom

' Good morning passengers and welcome to the united states. The time is currently 10.30 am and we wish you all a great day'

" Creepy old fart with his pants pulled up to his armpits" i mumbled as i stood up and headed off the plane.

We headed inside the airport and waited for ape and Phil and the rest of them to show up

"APE!" Bam yelled and skipped over to his mother for a hug

"APH! " i yelled twice as loud as Bam and ran to say hello to my dog.

" Well hello to you Jade" Ape said from above me. I opened my arms for a hug off the ground. Ape bent down and accepted with a smile.

" Hey ape? Where's our hug?" Gr!m asked pretending to cry. Fucking drama queen.

" Oh come here Jay" Ape refused to call Gr!m by his nickname claiming that Jay suited him. It seamed that Ape was the only one who actually allowed calling him Jay. Dico got flogged with Bam's heartagram belt- which i was wearing at the time, he yanked it off of me!- when he called him Jay. None of us have made that mistake.

" Hey weren't you supposed to get you’re stitched out a while ago?" ape asked on the way home while i played with Aph in the back seat.

" Yeah but dumb fuck Bam wouldn't take me to a hospital in Finland. He was glad to take me to the vet with Britany when he was getting a check up." i said scratching Aph behind the ears

" I’ll take you tomorrow if you want. Then us females can have a girls day yeah?" ape asked

"FUCK YEAH! " we all replied. A shopping day with Ape meant ice cream. And we LOVE ice-cream!
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yay another chapter. i actually wasn't planning on doing this chapter. but oh well
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Have. An. Evil. Fucking. Day