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Bam Margera's My Dad - What!
Take A Walk Down *** Lane
3 weeks later
Yeah three whole fucking weeks has passed and guess the fuck what! Were all pregnant. Oh joy! And now were currently at Castle bam
Now bam? He has no idea that we are... I’m telling him later on this afternoon; I’m hoping it will go well
"Hey jade can you imagine when we're all bigger well look like this" Hella said shoving a pillow up her staind shirt. I laughed.
"I’ll bet you anything I’ll look like a cow by three months" K@yy said in a depressed tone
"Aww honey!" Me and Hella said together and hugged her
"Sweetie you could look like rosier O’Donnell and Pedro would still like you" i said hugging her
"Honey you could look like jade and I’d still fuck you" Hella said making us all laugh
"I heard jade and fuck you.. Am i missing lesbian action?" Gr!m said waltzing into my room and sitting on my bed. I took my shoe off my foot and threw it at Gr!m and hit him in the gut
"Fuck lesbian action where's the booze?" Frank said walking in... Yeah we convinced them to move from Sydney to West Chester.
They now live with bam and Frankie is currently.... and by that; i mean always fucking Sophie, did i mention she's in LA currently training under Kat Von D to be a Tattooist.. Sucks i can’t be the first one to actually get a tattoo from her.
"Trust frank to be the first to react on lesbian action." bam said waltzing into the room and laying on Gr!m
"Just because you can’t get any bam" frank said sticking his tongue out.
"I don’t need to have sex anymore. I got my kid so y'all can Fuck off bam said in reply giving frank the finger
"Bam can i... err... talk to you outside?" i said climbing off K@yy and chewing on my thumb nail
"Sure thing Jade" bam said rolling off Gr!m and following me
We walked outside and sat on the Deck. I took a deep breath and sighed
"Bam i need to tell you something and i don’t know how you’re going to take it.." i started
" Spit it out" bam said getting anxious and started poking me... due to the hormones i was getting annoyed quickly lately and bam poking me triggered me off
" Fuck damn it Bam I’m Pregnant!" i yelled slapping his hand away
Yeah three whole fucking weeks has passed and guess the fuck what! Were all pregnant. Oh joy! And now were currently at Castle bam
Now bam? He has no idea that we are... I’m telling him later on this afternoon; I’m hoping it will go well
"Hey jade can you imagine when we're all bigger well look like this" Hella said shoving a pillow up her staind shirt. I laughed.
"I’ll bet you anything I’ll look like a cow by three months" K@yy said in a depressed tone
"Aww honey!" Me and Hella said together and hugged her
"Sweetie you could look like rosier O’Donnell and Pedro would still like you" i said hugging her
"Honey you could look like jade and I’d still fuck you" Hella said making us all laugh
"I heard jade and fuck you.. Am i missing lesbian action?" Gr!m said waltzing into my room and sitting on my bed. I took my shoe off my foot and threw it at Gr!m and hit him in the gut
"Fuck lesbian action where's the booze?" Frank said walking in... Yeah we convinced them to move from Sydney to West Chester.
They now live with bam and Frankie is currently.... and by that; i mean always fucking Sophie, did i mention she's in LA currently training under Kat Von D to be a Tattooist.. Sucks i can’t be the first one to actually get a tattoo from her.
"Trust frank to be the first to react on lesbian action." bam said waltzing into the room and laying on Gr!m
"Just because you can’t get any bam" frank said sticking his tongue out.
"I don’t need to have sex anymore. I got my kid so y'all can Fuck off bam said in reply giving frank the finger
"Bam can i... err... talk to you outside?" i said climbing off K@yy and chewing on my thumb nail
"Sure thing Jade" bam said rolling off Gr!m and following me
We walked outside and sat on the Deck. I took a deep breath and sighed
"Bam i need to tell you something and i don’t know how you’re going to take it.." i started
" Spit it out" bam said getting anxious and started poking me... due to the hormones i was getting annoyed quickly lately and bam poking me triggered me off
" Fuck damn it Bam I’m Pregnant!" i yelled slapping his hand away
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