Because Life Is Just That Awesome

This was a story that I wrote for something else, and I'm just posting it up here, because well, it's interesting to me. I've had the couple people that read it tell me it was funny. But anyways, it's already written and such so I can update it whenever...there's about 38 chapters.

Characters:
Zachary Baker AKA Zacky Vengeance
Matthew Sanders AKA Matt Shadows
Brian Haner Jr. AKA Synyster Gates
Jimmy Sullivan AKA The Reverend Tholomew Plague
Johnathon Seward AKA Johnny Christ
And a few random characters that aren't real.

Disclaimer
I do not own any of the members of Avenged Sevenfold or anything/anybody related to them. This is just a story and is NOT real.