Hella Good Sandwiches

"I can't believe you might have slept with Jaime! No wonder Roni was acting like a kid who ate the paste special!" I shrieked looking at Mac. The door I was leaning against opened and I fell backwards into Vic, who caught me with an amused smile on his face. "What, Fuentes?" I snapped. He looked at me taken aback, and I sighed, "We're going through a crisis here, Vic, sorry."

He smiled and stood me up properly. "I was coming to look for you, Jaime wanted a sandwhich and said one of you guys needed to make it because the new girl fucks it up or something like that." He paused and looked from me to Roni to Mac, both of who were basically twitching at the mention of Jaime's name. "Why do you guys look like you ate the paste special?"

Roni gaped at Vic, "Do you and Addy share a goddamn brain or something? Jesus. Addy go make Shark Boy a sandwhich." She said, pushing me into Vic again. I rolled my eyes at her.

Vic gave her a puzzled look, "Isnt it Skunk Boy?"

"Yeah! Shark Boy is a fucking Disney movie, isn't it?" I finished for him, Mac glared at me. I took Vic's hand and opened the door, stopping to listen to Roni finish her ramble about Shark/Skunk Boy.

"Yeah Shark Boy is a Disney movie and the kid who played him is playing Jacob in Twilight-" I opened my mouth to interrupt her, telling her that the movie was going to suck, "-Addy shutthefuckup I know you hate that book," I closed my mouth and Vic laughed, "and Skunk boy is weird and apparently hungry so Addy go make him a goddamned sandwhich!"

I shook my head and made my exit, pulling Vic behind me, who stood there, giving Roni and Mac the funniest what-the-fuck-did-you-take-this-morning face. I stood behind the counter and pulled out loaf of bread to make Jaime his sandwhich. He popped up next to me as I was cutting the bread and tapped my shoulder with one finger, causing me to yelp and drop the knife. "Goddamnit Jaime!"

He gave me an innocent look, "What? Just cause I'm behind you, you think its my fault?"

"No, because its your fault I think its your fault." I replied, giving him my worst look as I picked up the knife. "I will hurt you, you know." I looked him over, I could totally take him, despite the fact he was a head taller and broader than me. "I've never done it before but I will punch you in the face."

He laughed and picked me up around the waist, so he could get to his sandwhich. "Woman! Why is this not ready yet?" I kicked him in the shin and he put me down.

"Because youre fucking impatient and keep annoying me, that’s why!" I turned my back on him, thinking of him and Mac and stuck my tongue out. Gross. "…Asshole."

He laughed and walked around to the customer side of the counter. Giving me a look, he coughed indignantly. "Excuse me, miss?" He asked in a fake, british accented voice. I bit my cheek so I wouldn’t laugh and blow my angry phase and give in. I looked up at him, rolled my eyes, and nodded which he took as his cue to continue. "Why arent you wearing gloves? That’s unsanitary. I know you were in there fucking Vic, I don’t really want any of him…ew!...in my sandwhich." After he said this he shook, "Ew ew ew ew ew, fuck! Ew. I'm gross." I couldn’t help but laugh at Jaime, shaking himself off like there were spiders on him.

He stuck his tongue out at me and pretended to gag. "Go away, and I…fuck you, why does everyone think I'm a whore and that me and Vic had sex alredy!"

Vic, who was sitting with Tony a ways away, popped his head up and looked at me, winking. Tony laughed and Jaime pumped his fist in the air, "Because he told me all about your little sexcapades last night. We could hear you guys from your room, you know. You should think about going into sound proofing your appartment." He paused and gave me the creepiest pedosmile, "Not that- um, yeah- not that I minded," He said in an equally creepy deep voice. I looked at him, wide eyed and disgusted, and he started laughing so hard he was practically convulsing.

I shot him a look and pulled on his shirt collar, so his face was next to mine, "Jaime, seriously. What happened with you and Mac last night? We need to talk. Now." His face blanched and he stopped eating his sandwhich and nodded. I lead him outside, causing Vic and Tony to give us curious looks. Mike walked in as we walked out and poked Jaime in the gut and smiled at me.

"Fuck!" Jaime exploded as we were safely outside, holding his stomach. "Addy, I…fuck! How did I do that to Mike? He has no clue, does he? He fucking, he still treats me like I'm his best friend and I…" He lowered his voice, his face sinking in, "I fucked his girl," he whispered. "FUCK!" He screamed, causing me to jump. "Fuck, what am I supposed to tell Ashley? What am I supposed to do around Mac." He put his head in his hands, "Addy, what do I do?"

I groaned, "Okay, Skunk Boy, heres the deal: don't tell Mike or Ashely and don’t bring it up ever with Mac. You don’t even know for sure that it happened, right? So lets pretend it didn’t, lets pretend that you and Mac were so drunk that you guys couldn’t drive home because, yknow, drunk driving is a bad bad thing, Jaime. So, that’s what happened. You slept in the same bed because I only have one spare bed in my appartment. Nothing happened. And yeah. Believe that that happened and you'll be A-okay!" I said, going over the plan with Jaime.

He eyed me suspiciously, "Have you done this before?"

I slapped his arm and told him to shut up, "This is about you, not me." I paused at his raised eyebrow, "Fuck you for thinking I'm a whore!"

He laughed slightly and stood up from the curb we were sitting on, "Thanks, Addy." He sighed, giving me a hug. I hugged him back, nodding my head. We walked back into HGS and he sat next to Vic who was eating a sandwhich along with Mike and Tony. Mac and Roni were back behind the counter, helping customers.

Mac looked at me apprehensivley, "What were you doing?"

"Taking care of business." I said, nodding and pulling on gloves. Mac eyed me but I gave her a reassuring smile and she seemed to unstiffen her stance. Thankfully she no longer looked like she had a rake up her ass, unlike Roni, who was throwing pickles down on a turkey sandwhich, cussing with each one under her breath. It was things like this I wish I had on camera.

I pulled my blonde hair into a low ponytail and listened to the boys' conversation a few tables away. Jaime was shiffty eyed and Vic and Tony were talking quietly, errupting in laughter every few minutes. Vic locked eyes with me and Tony laughed and nudged him. I couldn’t help but blush, "Roni, my man and your man are exchanging sex stories." Roni blushed and flipped Vic off, causing Tony to laugh out, "Aw, shes cute when she's mad. Hi Roni!" He waved and Vic stuck his tongue out at me.

I smiled and Roni waved back slightly. I made a sandwhich for a customer and eyed Jaime and Mike, who were sitting across from eachother, Mike carrying conversation but Jaime sitting there, slightly fidgeting. "Mike! I slept with Mac!" Jaime screamed. Mike's eyes went huge and Mac dropped the sandwhich she was making.

"Fuck! Jaime, I deliberatley told you NOT to mention that!" I screamed from across the room. Oh shit.