Treckett

One

"Come on, Jon. You can tell me anything." Pete insisted.
Jon sighed and rubbed his face.
"I can't believe this. Argh!" he looked down, "I got Spencer pregnant."
"WHAT?!"
Pete looked at Jon through serious eyes.
"You got Spence pregnant?!" Pete yelled, "He can barely take care of his little brother!"
Jon banged his head on the coffee table.
"Why couldn't you put Mr. Wiggles[Jon's penis; don't ask]in a condom?" Pete questioned.
Jon breathed in slowly and let it out.
"Damn. Everywhere you go in the Fueled By Ramen building, everyone's knocked up!" Pete realized.
"William's preggers, Haley is, Shaant, Ashlee is, thanks to me, and now Spencer is. You all are cheating whores!" Pete ranted.
"Are you done?" Jon asked.
"Yes, I think so."
"This building is going to be filled with babies up the ass, dude."

He was right. Ryan had gotten pregnant last year by Brendon. Now, they had a one year old to look after

"It's going to be hard, but, we all can make it." Jon decided.
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First chapter, yo'.
'Tis rectangle and I hope you enjoy. =]