The Muffin Man
Another Short One
"Gerard is actually a wanted muffin thief. He's stolen lots of muffins, mostly from rich people and orphans. So we're glad you brought him here." The cop said and took a breath.
Frank was shocked. His own friend, a wanted muffin thief? He couldn't turn him in..
"Oh yeah, the reward is a dollar." The police guy said with a smile.
Frank squealed, took his money and shoved Gerard into a tiny jail cell.
"You just sold Gerard's soul for a dollar.." Will Ferrell said in a mystified voice.
"Yeah, well, he wasn't very nice to me anyway." Frank said, forgetting all the times Gerard had saved him from numerous things. Arranged marriage, toads, AIDS, and a giant man eating ladybug to name a few.
Frank and Will Ferrell became best friends. They opened a muffin shop together and made lots of money. But, after three happy years of muffin selling, they found the crazy awesome sour skittle muffin GONE.
DUN DUN DUN!
Frank was shocked. His own friend, a wanted muffin thief? He couldn't turn him in..
"Oh yeah, the reward is a dollar." The police guy said with a smile.
Frank squealed, took his money and shoved Gerard into a tiny jail cell.
"You just sold Gerard's soul for a dollar.." Will Ferrell said in a mystified voice.
"Yeah, well, he wasn't very nice to me anyway." Frank said, forgetting all the times Gerard had saved him from numerous things. Arranged marriage, toads, AIDS, and a giant man eating ladybug to name a few.
Frank and Will Ferrell became best friends. They opened a muffin shop together and made lots of money. But, after three happy years of muffin selling, they found the crazy awesome sour skittle muffin GONE.
DUN DUN DUN!