Status: indefinite hiatus. =/
Who's Your Daddy?
We're All Gay Anyways
Lilly: So where did we leave off...
Annie: Oh, heavens, I have no idea....
Annie: I remember Pete was in a turban because he washed his hair....
Lilly: Same, that's all I could remember. Oh well. We'll just start off with them looking for the baby.
Annie: It was funny.
Lilly: It was Annie, it was.
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Pete wandered into the room wearing a turban on to protect his fragile, washed hair.
Pete: Where's the baby?
Butcher: Whoa.
Pete: What?
Sisky: The baby. It's gone.
Everyone's eyebrows raised...Although they were not that surprised.
Brendon: Pete, you're usually so self obsessed, you never notice when your wife's around....
Pete: I have a wife?
Brendon: Then I guess I shouldn't talk about your kid...
Pete: Um, dude, I already know about my 'kid'.
Ryan: NO WAY.
Pete: I thought we were going to refer to my penis as the hammer though?
Everyone: '..........'
William: FUCK! THE BABY!
Pete: Nah, he's a big boy now...
Gabe: Touch me, Will....
Will: I don't know where you've been.
Gabe: Been in your pants...
Everyone: ooooo
Sisky: Vege-
Chizz: -death glare-
Sisky: Vegetables. *cough* They're good for you.
Carden: We should give the baby some.
Brendon: Should we look for this kid or not?
Spencer: I am so stoned, man.
Jon: Don't make me bro rape you.
Spencer: I raped you first.
Jon: Nu-uh.
Spencer: Ya-huh!
A moment of awkward silence, then-
Carden: You lost the game!
Everyone: That's what she said!
Patrick: I can't believe I have to deal with this all the time....
Pete: I HAVE A NEW FRIEND REQUEST!!
Joe: Spencer, did you bro rape me too? I can't remember anything besides the floating neon mushrooms...
Gabe: I raped all of you first.
Unsurprisingly, everyone is unsurprised.
Sisky: Seriously here, we need to find this baby...
Guy Ripley: Delicious! I'll begin looking over by William...
Ryland: GTFO GUY RIPLEY!
Guy Ripley: *stabs with Hannah Montana pen*
Ryland: Stop doing thatttttt!
Everyone is laughing that Ryland is talking and hurting himself.
Patrick: Has it ever occurred to any of you that he may have a serious medical condition?
Ryan, looking around: And we don't?
Patrick: You just insulted yourself, you makeup hog.
Pete: WHO BE STEALING MY MAKEUP??
Ryan: Makeup! Nooooo! I forsook that shit when I got this ugly haircut and this awful, vintage flowered shirt!
Brendon: I got you that shirt.
Ryan: And you took it off, too....
Pete: I am so video taping this and putting it on my Myspace....
Sisky: Is that the baby? No, just an old sock....
Butcher: An old sock or an exploded condom? There is a difference, around here.
Sisky: Condom.
Pete, in his 'those are fugly shoes, biatch' voice: ew.
Gabe: I knew I should have thrown that away...
Bilvy: Come out, baby, we don't bite...
Ryan: Except during sex, and we're all gay anyways...
Pete: Rock love isn't gay love. STFU.
Brendon: Rock love is....uh...Fuck, I haven't got a clue.
Gabe, who is sneaking over to Vicky-T's dresser, opens her underwear drawer and grins. He reaches in and sneakily stuffs a bunch into his pocket.
Guy Ripley: Victoriaaa....
Vicky-T slaps him.
Guy Ripley: Ouch, Victoria, love, I'm not the one stealing your panties!
Gabe: Hey, guys! I found the baby! It was in with Vicky's bras.
Sisky, peering over Gabe's shoulder: It has good taste.
Everyone congratulates Gabe. Crisis averted.
Annie: Oh, heavens, I have no idea....
Annie: I remember Pete was in a turban because he washed his hair....
Lilly: Same, that's all I could remember. Oh well. We'll just start off with them looking for the baby.
Annie: It was funny.
Lilly: It was Annie, it was.
---
Pete wandered into the room wearing a turban on to protect his fragile, washed hair.
Pete: Where's the baby?
Butcher: Whoa.
Pete: What?
Sisky: The baby. It's gone.
Everyone's eyebrows raised...Although they were not that surprised.
Brendon: Pete, you're usually so self obsessed, you never notice when your wife's around....
Pete: I have a wife?
Brendon: Then I guess I shouldn't talk about your kid...
Pete: Um, dude, I already know about my 'kid'.
Ryan: NO WAY.
Pete: I thought we were going to refer to my penis as the hammer though?
Everyone: '..........'
William: FUCK! THE BABY!
Pete: Nah, he's a big boy now...
Gabe: Touch me, Will....
Will: I don't know where you've been.
Gabe: Been in your pants...
Everyone: ooooo
Sisky: Vege-
Chizz: -death glare-
Sisky: Vegetables. *cough* They're good for you.
Carden: We should give the baby some.
Brendon: Should we look for this kid or not?
Spencer: I am so stoned, man.
Jon: Don't make me bro rape you.
Spencer: I raped you first.
Jon: Nu-uh.
Spencer: Ya-huh!
A moment of awkward silence, then-
Carden: You lost the game!
Everyone: That's what she said!
Patrick: I can't believe I have to deal with this all the time....
Pete: I HAVE A NEW FRIEND REQUEST!!
Joe: Spencer, did you bro rape me too? I can't remember anything besides the floating neon mushrooms...
Gabe: I raped all of you first.
Unsurprisingly, everyone is unsurprised.
Sisky: Seriously here, we need to find this baby...
Guy Ripley: Delicious! I'll begin looking over by William...
Ryland: GTFO GUY RIPLEY!
Guy Ripley: *stabs with Hannah Montana pen*
Ryland: Stop doing thatttttt!
Everyone is laughing that Ryland is talking and hurting himself.
Patrick: Has it ever occurred to any of you that he may have a serious medical condition?
Ryan, looking around: And we don't?
Patrick: You just insulted yourself, you makeup hog.
Pete: WHO BE STEALING MY MAKEUP??
Ryan: Makeup! Nooooo! I forsook that shit when I got this ugly haircut and this awful, vintage flowered shirt!
Brendon: I got you that shirt.
Ryan: And you took it off, too....
Pete: I am so video taping this and putting it on my Myspace....
Sisky: Is that the baby? No, just an old sock....
Butcher: An old sock or an exploded condom? There is a difference, around here.
Sisky: Condom.
Pete, in his 'those are fugly shoes, biatch' voice: ew.
Gabe: I knew I should have thrown that away...
Bilvy: Come out, baby, we don't bite...
Ryan: Except during sex, and we're all gay anyways...
Pete: Rock love isn't gay love. STFU.
Brendon: Rock love is....uh...Fuck, I haven't got a clue.
Gabe, who is sneaking over to Vicky-T's dresser, opens her underwear drawer and grins. He reaches in and sneakily stuffs a bunch into his pocket.
Guy Ripley: Victoriaaa....
Vicky-T slaps him.
Guy Ripley: Ouch, Victoria, love, I'm not the one stealing your panties!
Gabe: Hey, guys! I found the baby! It was in with Vicky's bras.
Sisky, peering over Gabe's shoulder: It has good taste.
Everyone congratulates Gabe. Crisis averted.
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Lilly and I were feeling random. We updated this. Mibba sent a notification to your email. You read it. Now you're going to go comment.Anything else would just be wrong. :P