If I'm Married to Jesus... We're Having Marital Problems...

Well I'm going to basically make this story one big metaphor... I married Jesus (I got saved) ect.. Get it? Well here is how this whole thing started... I was IMing someone on Facebook, and he asked if I was a typical SNU girl... and I asked him what he ment by that. He said well you know; born and raised in the church, married to Jesus.. I thought about if for a bit and said well... No, I don't think so.. If I am than Jesus and I are having marital problems. I've been thinking about that ever since.. So I'm going to try to make this into a story. I'm not sure how good it's going to be. But I think for once I'm going to make myself the bad guy!!! Please comment.
  1. Mr. and Mrs. Jesus... hmmm...
    Well I'm going to start off with the "Wedding"
  2. coming home..
    I'm making my way back to my lord and savior