Status: Hiatus :/ Pseudo and I are both in school, making updates impossible. Sorry motorbabies, we will return soon.

Give Me All Your Poison

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Morgan Isabelle Deveroux & Guinevere Sinead Rylan have been best friends and basically inseparable for ten plus years. They are now grown women living in a pretty fantastic apartment in upper New Jersey. Guin works at Cartoon Network, attempting to make a name for herself in the art world. Bella, who refuses to go by Morgan, dropped out of college and now spends most of her days working at a local Borders.

Don't be fooled by their sunny disposition, however, for both girls have some pretty dark skeletons of their own. Guinevere has been battling with her drug addiction for more moons then she can count. And alcohol doesn't make things much better. Bella is aware of the problem but is helpless to stop it. Instead, she indulges in her own little problem on the side. His name is Steven and they've been at each other for years. He comes over, they make the beast with two backs and then scurries off into the night to be with his fiance' since high school, Lindsey. This adulterous little relationship harbors no unrequited feelings of love, either. It's become a staple in Bella's life, the only thing she is able to do that helps her blow of steam. And Guin hates it.

Enter Gerard Arthur Way & Michael James Way. Brothers and roommates living a few streets down from our starring females. Gerard also happens to work at Cartoon Network, taking the same ferry Guin does to New York everyday. He has been developing his cartoon, The Breakfast Monkey, for a few years and has just recently sent it to the higher ups for consideration. He vaguely knows of Guin, having seen her around the office, but they aren't the closest. He swears, even, that hes seen her face at his regular crack house, but can't confirm. Mikey, as it will come as no surprise, is an employee at the very same Borders Bella is. These two, however, are pretty close, hanging out at work and getting into all kinds of trouble.

Set the stage for this tale one rainy, late November day, when our girls come to a rather shocking realization. Having spent many a day with Mikey, Bella begins to realize how much he reminds her of her best friend, Guin. Guin, it seems, notices the same thing when she delivers to Gerard a pretty sad piece of news. The two then, without knowing it, devise a plan to bring the boys home to meet the respective females. And that, dear readers, is where we begin our little story.

Authors' note: Pseudo and I started this story a few years ago and then forgot about it until recently. We left it back then at 30 something pages, but its past a 100 now and still going. You will notice a significant change in our writing styles, but please don't judge us by just the beginning. We get much better the longer it goes on. We once posted this story under the name MischiefMayhemSoap, I believe, on Quizzilla, but quit because life got in the way. Now we are back with a bang, motor babies. I promise that if you grin and bare it through our less then ideal writing styles, we do improve significantly. I, Nym, will be in charge of Gerard and Bella's writing/plots/whatever. Pseudo writes as Mikey and Guin. Just wanted to keep that clear and obvious.

Also, this is n o t a Waycest story. We don't write slash, sorry.

So sit back and delight yourselves with a story all about the different poisons a person can have in their life and just how far someone would be willing to go for love. We don't own the boys from My Chem, unfortunately, but we own everything else so steal from us and we will find you, you dirty wavehead, and dust you without thought. You can't hide, we're Killjoys.

Enjoii <3


So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
  1. Chapter oo1
    Set the stage for this they come in pairs...
  2. Chapter oo2
    Now I know that I can't make you stay
  3. Chapter oo3
    What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
  4. Chapter oo4
    The tearing sound of love notes
  5. Chapter oo5
    Love it or leave it, you can't understand
  6. Chapter oo6
    To wage this war against your faith in me
  7. Chapter oo7
    We laughed so hard it would sting
  8. Chapter oo8
    By streetlight this dark night
  9. Chapter oo9
    If you would shed your yellow take my hand
  10. Chapter o10
    And the beauty that I'm faking lets me live my life like this
  11. Chapter o11
    And if you could talk to me tell me if it's so
  12. Chapter o12
    I'll never let them, I'll never let them, I'll never let them hurt you not tonight
  13. Chapter o13
    I'm drunk, I suppose if it looks like I'm laughing I'm really just asking to leave
  14. Chapter o14
    This alone, you're in time for the show; you're the one that I need
  15. Chapter o15
    How could you cry for me? Cause I don't feel bad about it
  16. Chapter o16
    We've only got one chance to put this at an end
  17. Chapter o17
    Never mind about the shape I’m in, I’ll keep you safe tonight
  18. Chapter o18
    I'm trying, I'm trying to let you know how much you mean
  19. Chapter o19
    And I'll take you home with me
  20. Chapter o20
    Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish, you never fell in love
  21. Chapter o21
    And after seeing what we saw, can we still reclaim our innocence (Mature Content)
  22. Chapter o22
    Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs, I don't need it, but I'll sell what you got
  23. Chapter o23
    Lost in the prescription she's got something else in mind
  24. Chapter o24
    You're just a sad song with nothing to say
  25. Chapter o25
    Face all the pain and take it on because the only hope for me is you alone
  26. Chapter o26
    Slip into the tragedy you've spun this chamber dry.
  27. Chapte o27
    Headfirst for halos
  28. Chapter o28
    Just think happy thoughts